"At least I have a boyfriend!"

Seriously, how often do you hear this pathetic line as a comeback?



So you have a boyfriend. Con-fucking-gratulations. Do honestly think that your boyfriend means a rat's ass to me? In what state of delusion does anyone really give a shit that you have a boyfriend? That's right. None. Zero. No one cares.

Really, I'm not an evil witch who despises romance, but using the fact that you're in a relationship:
a) Does not make you seem more desirable than the other party.
b) Does not make the other party jealous.
c) Does not make you look cooler.
d) Makes you look like a self centered bitch with DPD.


And please, if you think this is my way of justifying why I don't have a boyfriend, it's called standards. Because telling people you've been in 30 relationships doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound like either a desperate douchebag, a slut, or just a bad girlfriend who can't take commitment.

You should learn from this, because if anything, you saying "at least I have a boyfriend" is a fucking sure sign that you shouldn't. Because you should die. In a fire.

FAKE!!!!!!1

What is this constant obsession the internet has with things they assume are fake? Is there something I'm missing here? Are the people of the internet so naive to believe that everything in life is real? That everything anyone says must be true? No one wants the truth. Most people strive on the lies they're fed everyday. Why does the honest, truthful internet insist that everything must be real, honest, truth? And it's on the fucking internet for fuck sake, the hot chick you met on MySpace that you think you really "click" with, she MUST be real, there's no way she's a fat, insecure chick hiding behind the delicious anonymity the wonderful world wide web offers; there's no way at all.

Yeah, so you think the video on failblog isn't real, it was staged. No way that could've happened, it was just too well timed. The FML you read today, yeah right, no one would ever do that.

So what? The world won't fucking end. Don't lie. Don't hide that smile. That shit made you laugh and you loved it. Scroll down, go ahead, call it fake. Click the comment button, because you know what? Nobody gives a shit. Nobody. Stroke your own ego and e-peen, because nobody else gives a shit about you or what you say. So what if someone staged an epic video? It's such a terrible phenomenon when somebody tries to make you laugh, or gasp, or give you something to talk about or enlighten your dull, mundane day.

Besides, why the fuck would you WANT them to be real? Does it make you feel better that there are really people THAT stupid in this world? Will it make you sleep better at night knowing somebody really did get hurt in a freak accident caught on tape?


That's another thing, why do people insist on announcing to the world their worthless insight? I'm mainly talking about morons who decide to tell everyone that they're unsubbing. Who cares?

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Seriously. You watch the videos for free. They take their time and money to make them for you. They've got thousands more flooding in per day. Nobody gives a shit if your worthless name is gone from their subscribers list. Nobody. Gives. A. Shit.

Illteracy, the internet and tattoos

Well, it's been just a few days shy of a month but that's mainly because I've had nothing to say. But recently I've been sitting around thinking, and I think it's time for my first real, civilized, educated argument.


na i is jk i r totalys 2 c2pud 4 dat. Has anyone else noticed the lack of literate skills of grade/high school students? I'm not talking global literacy rates, because it's inevitable that that has actually increased, but on a small scale, look over at the guy with the baggy XXXL jeans and truckload of metal around his neck. Look at his essay, does it look something like:

"da viscocity of the something ya iuno realy no wat dat meenz but u sed to rite abawt it so i is."

Yeah, probably. Now I'm not one to blame things totally unrelated, but if you think about what the youth is into these days...

Texting
IM-ing
The interwebz

You can see where I'm going with this. Personally, I think online/texting shorthand or chatspeak is stupid, with the exception of abbreviations for real phrases (BRB, LOL, etc.), but using "r" to replace the already short word, "are", and "u" to replace the three keystroke word "you" is just plain sluggish. I mean, come on, it's two extra keystrokes guys. It might take an extra .05 seconds if you have a typing speed of over 2WPM, but it's the difference between looking like an illiterate fool or looking like you know how to spell a three letter word.

That's not really my topic today. My point is that this chatspeak, which so many claim is harmless and just for the internet is actually affecting the way people write. So many people I know think that using a capital "U" instead of an undercase "u" makes it's alright to use it as a supplement for "you." People also do not know how to use apostrophes properly as apparently, on the internet, they are optional. People think that just because you're not at school, you don't need to use proper grammar. Guess what Einstein, you're not taught to write properly so you can ignore all grammatic rules outside of school. You're not taught math so you can impress you friends with the answer to 12+2.


Moving on, what's up with discrimination? Slowly, our failure of a species is becoming more accepting to things like race, sexual orientation, religion and gender, but that's about it.
What about people who call themselves "indie", "emo", "goth", etc? Are they less human than blacks, gays, atheists and women? Of course not. Sure they have earlobes the size of your new flatscreen TV, sure they can walk out the door naked and nobody would notice, sure they have metal on every square inch of their face, but how does that make them disgusting, worthless or stupid? Every career consultant will tell you that somebody with more than piercings on their ears are less likely to get a job at an office... why? Less than a century ago, people would not hire women, they would not hire blacks, they would not hire homosexuals and they would look down upon those who are not of their religious party. We've overcome those immaturities now, but why is it still unacceptable to be a little different? I'm not saying I support or are against these people, but why are they seen as less of humans than the rest of society?

Coding and doodling pedophiles.

Mkay, so it's been over a year since I've last coded anything big (excluding minor HTML formatting, etc) and I suddenly want to remake my entire blog. But if I try to do this I'll end up wanting to do all the graphics myself (because a layout isn't really your's unless you do all the work. Blargh. It's just so time consuming, although time is the only thing I'll have in the summer.

I sort of wish I drew more. He're some random doodles I don't think I've ever posted. Clickies to see the whole image~





Also, what the fuck is this?



First of all, this Siddique dude has been adding basically everyone I know which creeps the shit out of me, people from Randall AND LRPS. Secondly, the only information he has about himself is that he was born on March 20 1980. That makes him 29 now. Okay pedophile, you really shouldn't go around calling people dear, and you shouldn't really care if people are sweaty over the internets. (Yes, I realize he said sweety, shush.)

I mean, I have random people well over 18 on my friends list that I don't know from all over Asia and Europe, but seriously, stfu and gtfo you creepy stalker fag. D:

Little, insignificant people

So, today I realized that a lot more people disliked me than I knew. Most of these, of course, are little, insignificant people who I have never actually spoken to. Funny how that works, eh? It's alright, it's all mutual.

More exclusively, to a recent mistake that has been unfortunately introduced into my life,

I could care less what you thought of me. You are as insignificant to me as I am to you. But when you attempt to fuck me over with your little prejudice parade with people who I actually give a shit about, you prove how pathetic I already know you are. I mean really, I've seen you what, a total of 3 times? We have never had a conversation, nor have we mutually shared eye contact. What the fuck makes you think that you have enough to hate me with? Grow the fuck up and realize you are not the center of the universe. You are nobody. Although I'm glad I no longer have to pretend I like you.

AFTERTHOUGHT: Actually, I have spoken to you. Once. A 3 minute conversation. Good job, though, I never thought it was possible to look so stupid in 3 minutes.

Actually, this goes for other fucktards too. Mostly those who are now temporarily out of my life (but sadly, I will be seeing these douche bags again in the near future). There are about a dozen people I can think of off the top of my head that I cannot bear the thought of. You are all worthless. Immature, dirty, worthless rubbish. I cannot wait for reality to catch up to your retardation. I'm not one to wish dirty things upon people, but call when you catch your ass on fire, I'll be there to piss on you.

Much love,

School, BGT.

It's finally setting in: School's almost over. But it's different this year-- I won't be coming back in September. Ah, elementary school's finally almost over. The end never seemed so close 'til today. After I got that huge geo assignment back and finished a speech that I've been worrying about since September, it finally became apparent. No emo rant from me though, I couldn't be any happier to be going to high school. I just really hope graduation night will be decent. A minimum of two awards I must get, or I might actually get kicked out of my house. D: I'm terrified for my music mark though. After the band bonus was eliminated for this term, I can't raise my mark, which is rapidly plummeting down after I failed the recent theory and playing tests. I just hope she'll be in a good mood when she writes my report card. If my music mark takes me off honour roll, I may actually go on a murderous rampage and kill her family.

Anyway, I'm sure everyone's sick of hearing about Susan Boyle, but in case you haven't seen it, she performed in the semi-finals yesterday. She did a fantastic job IMO, the beginning was kind of shaky though.





I really have nothing else to say. I haven't been doing any drawing lately, I've just been extremely uninspired. Here's a little 2 minute doodle for ya. Clicky clickyy~

Kindergarten Cop and Taken

My cold is finally clearing up, yet my parents still insist that I take the meds. I guess they like it when I'm drugged.

Anyway, I saw Kindergarten Cop and Taken yesterday--both great movies.

I obviously only chose Kindergarten Cop because Schwarzenegger was in it, but it really was a fantastic movie. The ending made me smile, and I usually don't like corny happy endings.

Taken was also superb, one of the only non-stop action films I've seen in a while, not to mention a very realistic plot about something that really happens.

Both definitely must-sees.

Movies

I've spent over 200 bucks on movies in the past couple months. @_@ But at least it's not being spent on, say, WoW. :3 The theatre is where I resort to when I have sudden urges to get out of the house (Which is really often). I usually don't really want to see anything that's playing, but I make it seem like I desperately want to so people will pity me and go with me. I'm a sneaky bastard. x3

However, there are a certain bunch of movies I really do want to see.

These are all the 09 movies I'm looking forward to:

Monster (??) - based on the mangaa :DD Johan better be fucking hot.
Funny People (July) - looks hilarious.
Public Enemies (July) - Johnny Depp. Must-see by default.
Inglourious Basterds (August) - WWII movies are always awsm.
9 (September) - Fucking Tim Burton, guise. Tim Fuckin' Burton.
Sorority Row (October)
2012 (November) - I don't believe in any of this shit about an apocalypse in 2012, but it looks really interesting.

Yeah, not very many at all. I'm a very harsh critic for movies.

May 3, 2009

Ah, how I envy normal people with their normal sibling relationships. I'll be waiting for the next four years for that glorious day that I can finally get the fuck outta here.

Also, what's with all you stupid little girls?
"You're so sexy!!"
"not as sexy as u!"
"lies! ur soo hot ♥♥♥"

Shut the fuck up. We all know you both think you're better than the other party, and you're both just fishing for compliments. You worthless shits.

And on the topic of conceited fucktards, everybody who takes pictures of themselves in public restrooms clearly have an IQ lower than 14. Is that the only way you can find to look attractive? To put yourself in one of the most repulsive environments so you look good compared to the shit on that stall behind you? You're all pathetic. Can you not wait several hours to take pictures of yourself? Is it that hard to wait to show the world your ugliness? Dumbasses.

Annnnd other than that, I really have nothing to say. Sundays are always very uneventful.

May 2, 2009

Today, I found out that typical guy FPS games are really as boring as they sound. How do you get entertained for hours off that? The world is bizarre. And VIVA busses are made of plastic and are scary as fuck. Damnit, public transit.


Anyway, movie rant? Nah, not really. I had a very nice saturday date today, and saw Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. It wasn't terrible, not at all, but it wasn't great. Because if it was, I'd remember the storyline. It was a very mediocre typical comedy chick flick. Lots of cliches. There was a slight waterworks moment, slight. I have yet to see Jennifer Garner in a truly spectacular film. It had a very predictable ending, like most chick flicks so I guess it should've been expected. I wish a good, sad romance movie like A Walk to Remember or The Notebook would be made.

I am, however, particularly looking forward to 9. Just because Tim Burton was involved in it. It gets released on September 9th, though (09/09/09, get it?). There is also another T.B. movie coming out around mid-2010. Alice in Wonderland Burton style? Yesplz. Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter as well. I can die happy after I see that.

Clinton is falling in love with you the day he met you.

Okay, this is absolutely hilarious.

For those of you who don't know Clinton, he is this dumbass in my class who is both a disgrace to Asians and black people. He's dumb, he's perverted, he has absolutely no common sense, and he thinks he's black. He's also in love with Tiffany the day he met her.

Observe.


On STFU, Marrieds
A Screenshot of his Facebook Profile
On another blog

Somebody other than me was also obviously sick of this dumbass, and sent it to STFU, Marrieds. Now every reader of those blogs plus mine also think he's a complete failure at life.

Power Outage = Beer, burgers and pissing in ominous candlelight.

NOTE: I started to write this last Sunday but kinda put off posting it 'till now...

Yesterday was friggin' amazing.

So, yesterday I went out with my boyfriend and one of his friends to see that new movie with Beyonce and Ali Larter (Tracy Strauss/Nikki/Jessica from Heroes!?), Obsessed. I won't go on a movie rant about that, because it wasn't really that bad. It wasn't good either, though. There was a bitchfight scene though, those are always awesome. I have more respect for Beyonce now. :D

Anyway, after the movie I went to the other guy's house with them to watch them play their 360, and not 20 minutes into a game, the power went out. We were in a basement so it was..fucking dark. Pissing was scary too, and even more terrifying with the candlelight. The shadows on the walls were moving like in horror movies right before somebody died. For some reason we didn't leave the basement either.

Guys are friggin weird. For dinner, we were given a stack o' burgers and hotdogs, and after we were all relatively full, one of the guys started to pull the wieners out of the hot dog buns and chewing off the skins, leaving the actual meat in a napkin.

Anyway, power out = fridges aren't cold, meaning the beer was getting warm... and being there without any adults... well, you can guess what happened after that.
Actually, I didn't actually any more than half a bottle. :3 I drink responsibly! underage, but responsibly.

Fresh New Layout for Spring!

Yeah.. I'm kinda late...

But yeah! New layout that looks disgustingly cheerful. The banner is of some crab apple blossoms, the same ones that used to grow on my old crab apple tree where I used to live. They were gorgeous in Spring. You may also notice that everything is pink/green now, which has nothing to do with strawberry+kiwi, believe it or not, it's still such a cute colour combination though. x3

I totally reschemed the Cbox and remade a lot of emotes.

Apr. 23. 09

I'm exhausted.


There were concerts two nights in a row, and non-stop rehearsals this whole week. Blargghhh. I'm so glad it's over. My feet are still sore from those atrocious shoes I had no choice but to wear. I should really get some formal flats.

Anyway, other than that, today was just fine. No emo complaints from me...yet. This weekend is going to be beautiful, maybe I can start my run routine again. Tomorrow's high is like, 22°C, I'm so excited~ Going to be spending a lot of time outside of class as well! :D This week has been going by ever so slowly, but the workload was so light and class has been so easy. Not to mention other events that made this week a little brighter.

Also, I'm going to go on a high school rant now. My mom as you probably know forced me to apply to a catholic high school with a good repuatation. Well, I did it, expecting for there to be an interview and hoping I could express my atheism to encourage them to turn me down. Sadly, the interviewing process was eliminated and I got accepted based on my grades. My parents were so excited. I was mortified. High school will be one of the most stressful times of my life, and my dear loving parents want to top it off by sending me to a school flooded with Catholics? Good god. No pun intended. The only reason is because they think that the school's school bussing system will provide free transportation. Get. Fucking. Real. Those busses only go down to Stouffville. I mean, Catholics and Christians can be cool, as can atheists, Jews, Muslims (I have close friends of all major religious background), but they don't try to preach me about their beliefs. I mean, this school is going to take one period, out of four (excluding lunch, pshaw), of everyday for at least one semester of every year and just make me learn things I never believe happened! I'd be wasting twenty percent of my high school time being preached. I can use these 70 minutes for so much more. Sure, it has that slim chance of converting me, but if not, what will this knowledge of the bible do for me in life? Make me understand the opposite side more when engaging in religious debates? Get real. I can be using this period to take an extra science or math. Or maybe an advanced English class, but religion? Seriously? What's my resume gonna look like?

Fantastic. Offense not intended. Srsly.


But yeah, I didn't actually mind very much until I found out my boyfriend was going to the public school. blerrgh. *stupid* But yeah, the more I think about it, the better it is to go to BOSS. Sure it might not be very new and has some huge douchebags in it, but according to the new Secondary School rankings, BOSS is 14/718 (throughout Ontario). For a 2 year old school, that's pretty amazing. An overall ranking of 9.2/10? Yeahh. Brother Andre actually placed way lower than I would've expected, I shit you not, 161/718. They wanted me to go to this school, which costs like, 200 bucks to be in, not including the orientation trip and uniform. The other option was Markville SS, 71, not bad, although I still don't understand why someone would want to go there over the more practical option. PET, the AP-offering French emersion school ranked like, 5th, which is pretty amazing, but considering the trouble the one guy in the school went through to get into it..blah. And I totally would have applied for the Arts York program at Unionville High (6th) if I had thought that bussing was an option at the time. *stupid*

I'm still going to BOSS, though.
Anyway, I'm excited for high school. x3 And I'm getting sick of my banner.

Whoa. Real update: Apr. 21 09

Sorry for that emo post earlier, t'was emotionally overwhelmed. I'm okay now, though.

Today SUCKED. Really, really hard. To start the day, my mom's year-old car broke down and will take thousands to fix, they're not very happy about that. They'll be really bitchy for the next little while, with the recession and my dad being laid off. Ughh...

Then, at the last second, the concert band at school (which I am a part of) was informed that our dress rehearsal would be today in the afternoon, and it just so happened that it was the only day that I left my clarinet thinger at home. Oof. Nobody was at home to bring it to school, either. So our band director decided to be cruel and make me sit up there with the rest of the ensemble while they played. I didn't mind, actually. I probably looked really stupid though.

This next complaint I'll have to explain. It's quite a YDI, actually.

Okay, so on our breaks, sometimes I hang around this part of the wall that dents in, with a door and window. I was leaning against a window, and was just having fun and not being rational. There was a little kid on the other side of the window. I banged on the glass and basically, hit on him in the least seductive way possible. He was SCARED.

Of course, everytime we passed by in the hallway after that, he would give me this terrifed face, and just to play along, I'd put on my raepface. It was funny, okay?

Anyway, this poor kid ended up being forced into band as our drummer because our old one quit and he was the only other person who knew how to keep a rhythm. So today, some of our lower brass players "informed me" that this kid actually liked me.

Then I, I had nothing to do at home, so I sat here and just overthought things. Decided my boyfriend would be the victim of my bitchy whines and complaints. *points at last entry*

Today, the economy finally bit my family's ass, I got stuck with my band ensemble while they played, effectively humiliating me, found out a 6th grader was in love with me, and I was a total bitch on every level. FML.

However! On the bright side, I did cheer up after that random breakdown, and I also finished my realism experiment, whee.

Once upon a dull Sunday night

Okay, it's not actually Sunday. It's 1:29AM Monday.

Anyway, I have a lot to say right now, so I'm just gonna go ahead and spill it all out here.

First of all, my latest project is looking pretty good so far, my first real attempt at a digital realism painting. It actually started out as a hair experiment. After that turned out surprisingly nice, I decided to finish it. Here's what I've got so far:


I'm pretty proud of it. I love the hair and eye. I can't seem to get the other eye right though. Blah...

Anyway, I haven't mentioned this before because I'm stupid, but I streaked my hair red a couple months ago, and it looked like this (left) until a couple weeks ago, when I decided to get it straightened. They call it "Thermal Reconditioning", which is basically applying a thick layer of this chemical straightening product and leaving me under this torture hat for 30 minutes (The product burns like hell... plus the heat of the torture thing was burning my scalp and the heat was making me dizzy), washing it out, straightening my hair with a super hot flat iron to the scalp (the hairdresser guy burnt my ear/scalp like 6 times), totally straightening and flattening (and frying) it out. Then they go and apply ANOTHER thick layer of that product and leave me under the torture hat for another 30 minutes before finally washing it out and finishing up. This took about...5 hours, maybe more.


This made my hair extremely flat, and for the first 3 days my hair was literally draping over my head like a wet cloth, it was so damned flat. A friend of mine shared my hate for the flatness and gave me a couple tips on how to poof it back up, and now it looks great. However, the chemical product would act as a bleach or lightener or whatever, and totally ruin my streaks, turning them into this awful brownish dull orange colour.

Luckily it's not extremely bold. However, it's a good thing the colouring product I used did not require bleaching my hair first, or else it probably would have turned this disgusting yellow-y colour. Eek. I can probably just wait and just wash it out. It's already starting to get pretty dull, so a couple more washes will probably get it down a couple more shades. I need to redo the color-job now, because it's hideous right now. I was thinking about doing some crazy colour. I've always wanted to try doing a sleek dark blue on my hair, but my parents would never approve of that. Red is always a safe option, but I want to try something new. I was thinking about purple, a nice fuschia colour. The product I used to colour my hair red was called Colour Rays in Red Rays by L'Oreal which I got great, bold results with, and they also have a nice fushcia colour in that same line. I love the colour, so I think I'm going to try that next. I also stumbled across another blog, Journey To Family where Julie, the author of the blog showed the process of getting a purple streak professionally. I looked at those pictures and saw how they clipped up her hair and streaked that bottom layer, and thought "why the hell didn't I think of that?" So I think I'm going to try doing that. I won't be doing anything to my hair until at least May though. Partially because my sister will be back at her res at university and won't be there to judge and be a bitch (the only things she's good at) about it.

I might also want to just bleach two random pieces from the bottom layer and use temporary dyes of random colours and just dye it a different colour every time the last one washed out.



That's it. God, why aren't I tired at almost 3AM?

List of Well Known 21st Century Movies

If you've seen over 85 films, you have no life.
Mark the ones you've seen.
There are 238 films on this list.

(1) The Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
( ) Step Up 2
( ) High School Musical
( ) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Enchanted
(2) Sydney White
( ) She's the Man
(3) Licensed to Wed
( ) The Break-up
(4) 13 going on 30
(5) 27 Dresses
(6) P.S. I Love You
(7) Made of Honour
( ) What Happens in Vegas
( ) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
(8) The Princess Diaries
(9) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(10) 50 First Dates
(11) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
(12) Just Married
(13) Freaky Friday
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
( ) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
(14) Twilight
(15) Nancy Drew
( ) The Devil Wears Prada :D
(16) No Reservations
(17) The Perfect Man
( ) Australia
( ) Never Been Kissed
(18) Yes Man
(19) Bedtime Stories
(20) The Pink Panther
(21) The Pink Panther 2
( ) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
(22) Haunted Mansion
( ) Mall Cop
(23) The 40-year-old virgin
( ) Night in the Museum
(24) Evan Almighty
(25) Bruce Almighty
(26) White Chicks
(27) Neverending Story
(28) Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
(29) Meet the Fockers
(30) Scream
(31) Scream 2
(32) Scream 3
(33) Scary Movie
(34) Scary Movie 2
(35) Scary Movie 3
(36) Scary Movie 4
(37) American Pie
(38) American Pie 2
(39) American Pie Band Camp
(40) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(41) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(42) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(43) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(44) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
(45) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(46) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(47) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(48) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(49) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
(50) The Mummy
(51) The Mummy 2
(53) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Center of Earth
( ) City of Ember
(54) Finding Neverland
(55) Pirates of the Caribbean
(56) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(57) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's end
( ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(58) Spider-Man
(59) Spider-Man 2
(60) Spider Man 3
(61) King Kong
(62) Hellboy
(63) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(64) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(65) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(66) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(67) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(68) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi I
(69) Underdog
(70) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(71) Batman Returns
(72) Batman - The Dark Knight
(73) The Matrix
(74) The Matrix Reloaded
(75) The Matrix Revolutions
(76) Terminator
(77) Terminator 2
(78) Terminator 3
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
(79) Underworld
(80) Butterfly Effect
(81) Death Note
(82) Death Note 2
(83) Death Note 3
(84) Resident Evil 1
(85) Resident Evil 2
(86) I, Robot
(87) Rush Hour
(88 ) Rush Hour 2
(89) Rush Hour 3
( ) Mission Impossible 1
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
(90) I am Legend
(91) Predator I
(92) Predator II
(93) Signs
(94) Saw
(95) Saw II
(96) Saw III
(97) Saw IV
(98) Saw V
(99) The Grinch
(100) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(101) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(102) The Ring
(103) The Ring 2
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
(104) Nightmare on Elm Street
(105) The Grudge
(106) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
(107) Silent Hill
(108) The Mask
(109) Son Of The Mask
( ) Alone
(110) Omen
( ) House Of Wax
( ) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
(110) Shutter
( ) When the Stranger calls
(111) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
(112) Lilo & Stitch
(113) Ice Age
(114) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(115) Madagascar
(116) Madagascar 2
(117) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
(118) Wall-E i think i watched itt wit nela& ahdeee
(119) Monsters Inc
(120) Shark Tale
(121) Shrek
(122) Shrek 2
(123) Shrek 3
(124) Finding Nemo
(125) ET
(126) Cars
(127) Ratatouille
(128) Toy Story
(129) Toy Story 2
(130) The Incredibles
(131) Little Miss Sunshine
(132) I Am Sam
(133) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter.
( ) The Last Dance
(134) To Kill A Mocking Bird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
(135) Little Black Book
( ) Rwanda Genocide
(136) Ten Things I Hate About You
(137) Titanic
(138) Romeo & Juliet
(139) Frankenstein
(140) A Midsummer Night's Dream
(141) How to lose a guy in 10 days

Only 141? How embarassing. I'm thinking I've seen at the very least 300. XD

Feature: Portrait of Me?!

So my dear friend, LeMaffin decided she would draw this gorgeous portrait of one of my old Myspace profile pictures. I just got around to showing it off. Check it; It's only a picture taken with a camera since her scanner died, but she said she would send me this via snailmail for my birthday, so I'll try to scan it then.



EDIT: She entered this into their local fair and it won like, three ribbons, including Grand Champion. Grats Maffy! ♥


Anyway, despite my horoscopes telling me my day would be a disaster, it's been a great Friday. I'm listening to my whole music library on iTunes right now, and most of these songs are super old and they bring back memories. *sigh*

Phishing scam or another stupid Microsoft fuckup?

Windows Live(TM) Messenger Service Staff says (7:40 PM):

Important service announcement: As part of a recent system enhancement, we need you to change your e-mail address to continue signing in to the Windows Live(TM) Messenger Service.
To ensure that your access is not blocked and to learn more, go to http://support.microsoft.com/gp/Messenger/en

...What the FUCK?

This IM was sent to me just a couple minutes ago via IM. Suspicious. Of course, at first I dismissed it as a regular MSN virus spreading itself. However, this one looked interesting, so I looked into it.

The sender's name was "Windows Live (TM) Messenger Service Staff. Its email address was an @microsoft.com address. Now microsoft.com has this domain reserved for these purposes so it looked fairly legit, right? So I took the chances and clicked the link. It was, after all, on the microsoft.com domain, again. (I'm quite gullible!) The page looked like a regular Microsoft FAQ page, no downloads/ads/suspicious stuff. It wants my to change my email.

CHANGE. MY. FUCKING. EMAIL?

Anyway, I followed the link that page provided out of curiosity (I had no intention of actually changing anything until I found out wtf was going on)

" Your Windows Live ID can't be changed

Your Windows Live ID can't be changed at this time."

Yeah. Good job, Microsoft. Good. Fucking. Job.

Of course, I did my fair share of research on this, and it seems that these IMs haven't been being shot out since recently (the past hour or so). On on that subject, how professional is it to send something as important as this seems through an IM? In the shape and fashion of a good ol' virus scam, too. Had to be creative, huh? Why not just an e-mail or something? That might seem a little more legit.

This seems like something Apple plotted to make people switch over to Macs.

NOTICE/EDIT:

They seem to have realized their error and published a measly blog post to notify the lucky few who stumble across it that they fucked up.

Way to go! Stirred up hundreds (if not thousands) of people and wrote an unofficial blog post on a blog that nobody bothers to read apologizing about it.

Oh well. Nobody's perfect--but somebody got fired.

I am a Macbook Air. compact, light-weight, dysfunctional.

A little problem with the electricity occurred here today. I was at a friend's when my mother frantically called me home. Of course, I hadn't been aware of this power outage because the house I was in did have their power, so I go home, only to find that,
a) There was no food.
b) I was called back so I could sit in the dark and do absolutely nothing.

Thanks mum.

Anyway, the power was only out for about an hour and a half until, out of sheer bad luck, while I was standing underneath a fire alarm, it all comes back. Meaning the fire alarm resets and goes off, going crazy and sending ear shattering screeches into my brain. My hearing is still slightly fucked up.

Also, what the fuck was up with that Conficker virus threat thing? When my mom called me this morning to warn me not to do anything especially stupid, I thought she was just a victim of a very bad April Fool's joke. Anyway, I looked it up at school and found some pretty interesting stuff. How to avoid it..what it does...but not one of these stupid articles said anything about how millions of people got this thing. I didn't get any virus. None of my friends did. Now if none of my friends did, you gotta be really damn stupid to have gotten infected. Of course, I still stand firmly that there was no e-plague, and this was all a very, very bad April Fool's gag.

I got a small razor burn cut on my knee over four hours ago and it's still bleeding. MRSA anyone? T_T

Anyway, just wanted to update this since I hadn't gotten to it in a while. And yes, I got my computer back. :D

Spring Break, etc

As the title suggests, I'm getting my computer back tonight, hopefully. :D Somebody woke me up this morning and told me that the dude who was fixing it wanted to ask me some questions, so I called him. Being half asleep, this is how the conversation went:

"Hey, I just need to ask you a few questions."
"mm...kay..."
"What OS were you using? XP or Vista?"
"Mmm...98..."
"....seriously?"
"Mmm...no...99..."
"There's no 99."
"2000?"
"You used Windows 2000?"
"..Wait..what was the question?"
"...What OS did you use before you brought your computer in?"
"Oh, XP."

I'm just hoping he didn't get angry enough to give me 98. Or 2000. Or Vista. *shudder*



In other news, March Break (Spring break, for all you Americans. Our spring isn't here yet. D:) just started and I can already tell it's going to be an interesting one. I went out with my family today, and during the car ride to the restaurant, I saw a cop. Now, this wouldn't be quite as interesting if he wasn't on roller-blades. Chasing after a car. A speeding car. The funniest thing is, the car slowed down to see why he was being chased by a rollerblader, only to be fined.

I also spotted a pair of Americans (Could tell by their New York license plate) that parked next to us at the mall, and we walked behind them, as we were headed to Walmart as well. Well, luckily we didn't follow them closely, or else we would've walked into a window as well. The McD's window, too. Talk about a walking stereotype.

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I miss my PC.

My mom's taking it to get repaired today by a family friend who happens to be a computer tech (Like...all our family friends are.). I kinda doubt he'll fix it because it needs a new power supply, and only my dad is enough of a pushover to give somebody something like that.

Ah well. I'm excited though, I can't wait to start scanning some of the things I've drawn traditionally, and start doing more digital work too. I also wanna install a new MMO that I might start playing with a friend. Wheee~

Also, I've tried out some new recipes and confirmed that they are delish. 8D [Yes, I bake.]

Honey Cake (From Winnie the Pooh greeting card)

3 C. flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tbs. cinnamon
1 tbs. baking soda
1/2 C. shortening
1 C. white sugar
3 eggs
3/4 C. honey
2 tsp. orange zest
1/2 C. plumped raisins
1 C. black coffee

In a large mixing bowl, sift flour, baking soda, cinnamon and baking powder.

In a separate bowl, cream together shortening and sugar. Gradually add the eggs one at a time, alternately with the honey.

To wet mixture, add dry ingredients alternately with the coffee. Do not overbeat.

Fold in zest and raisins.

Pour batter into greased 10" tube pan and bake for 1hr at 325°F or until a toothpick comes out clean.

Cool 30 minutes, and remove from pan to cool completely.


Apple Oatmeal Cookies

1 C. all-purpose flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg
1/2 C. shortening
3/4 C. white sugar
2 eggs
1 C. rolled oats
1 C. diced and peeled apples
1 C. chopped walnuts

Preheat oven to 350°F

In a large bowl, cream together shortening and sugar. Beat in eggs until well blended.

Sift flour, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt; stir into sugar mixture until well blended.

Fold in walnuts, apples and oats.

Drop dough by spoonfuls of about 2" onto ungreased baking sheets.

Bake for 12-15m, cool on wire racks.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Bitchiness

Ookay...so apparently linking to one of my posts has gotten a lot of people to read my blog...always great to have new readers, but these are like, people MY age. Oh god.

Okay, so here's the rules. Read my blog, follow the rules. Otherwise I will kill you, and sing. Bwahahaha.

1. Don't quote one of my confessions from my 100 confessions and ask "is this true?!?!" Yes, it's fucking true, Captain Obvious.

2. I don't want to hear about anything I post on my blogs IRL. I know what I wrote, moron, I know better than you.

3. I'd appreciate it if you don't link my blog to people either I don't know or people I'm not on good/friendly/close terms with.

4. It's been less than a week and frankly I'm sick of people talking about my 100 confessions post, so drop it, okay? Be satisfied with the knowledge you gained, okay? (It feels nice to learn something, doesn't it? You twit.)

5. The next time somebody asks me what my blog is about, I'm going to kill a bunny. It's a personal fuckin' blog, get it? Yeah.

Lengthening the night...pushing back the dawn

This xkcd comic is one the sweetest and most brilliant things I have ever read. Sweet without cliche; that's hard to come by nowadays.

Confession Stand

Sorry guys. Removed because people are stupid.

A story of crabs

So, I have indefinite proof that my parents think I'm a complete retard.

To start, some background info: I am Chinese-Canadian (In case you didn't know...) and about 5 years ago, during a vacation trip to China with my family, I was extremely sensitive about eating animals that had been freshly slaughtered by a family member (chickens in particular), and my parents would always try to trick me into thinking it was bought dead. They remember this. However, I've gotten much less sensitive and bitchy about it over the years (as I try to be realistic).

On that note, Chinese supermarkets often sell live crabs so you can have it fresh.

TL;DR version: i r ex-PETA bitch/tree hugr n chinkz r inhumane 2 crabz.

Anyway, so my parents went to buy groceries while I was getting my haircut today, and when we got home I noticed there was a live crab in the sink (They usually die on their own after being left there for a while). A few hours later, I walk into the kitchen and see my father trying to pry the shell of the crab off.
Me: "Is it alive?"
Dad: "No no no, it's dead already."
Me: "But...it's moving..."
(Its legs are scrambling and its claws are flailing around)
Dad: "No, no it's not." *starts banging it against the table*
Me: "I don't really care, y'know."
Dad: "Oh. Well it's alive then."
Me: "Huh, not anymore."
Dad: "Actually, it usually doesn't die until we cook it."
Me: "WHAT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY DID THAT TO YOU?!"
Dad: "It's dead."

A red hot ceramic plate.

« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:41 PM):
you know what i'd like to see?
im 14 so obey >:0 says (10:41 PM):
wot
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:41 PM):
a ceramic plate being heated up so dangerously that it turns fucking red hot
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:41 PM):
and if you touch it the skin on your fingers fucking disintagrate
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:42 PM):
and its like a trickling effect and the rest of your hand starts to go into burning PAIN too and while you scream for help your fucking asshole friends bring you a bowl of salt and theyre like HAY STICK IT IN HERE IT'LL HELP
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:43 PM):
so because you're in such a state of bewilderness you listen to that assbag and you dunk your now half disintagrated hand into the bowl of salt
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:43 PM):
and you pull it out and start screaming at dog pitch levels
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:43 PM):
and you're still in too fucking much pain to kill the guy so you run around and you see a lemon
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:44 PM):
and BECAUSE you're in such a state of bewilderness you see a lemon and automatically think REFRESHING so you take the lemon juice from the fridge and release all its JUICY GOODNESS onto your bloody, burning hand
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:45 PM):
and now you're really in pain as your salty, slightly marinated hand is now SIZZLING AND BURNING AS IT SLOWLY DETERIORATES TO YOUR WRIST
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:45 PM):
and now you having nothing left but a fucking arm so now you start running around screaming in pain
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:45 PM):
and your mother who is now extremely annoyed calls a doctor who, after hearing your pitchy squeals on the phone agrees to make a house call
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
upon arrival, he duct tapes your mouth shut and examines what's left of your arm
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
which, is just about a stub from the elbow up
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
and he says ah! and he takes out his cleaning swabs
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
and as you struggle to get the alcohol away from your raw. bleeding flesh
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
he straps you onto the chair so now you're in a real fucking vulnerable position
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:47 PM):
and he slowly, ever so slowly dabs the alcohol swab on your wound
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:47 PM):
now you're screaming so fucking loudly that your mouth cavity actually opens up to such an unimaginable, unhuman size that the duct tape actually slowly peels off
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:47 PM):
and now the doctor and your mom arent disturbed anymore
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:48 PM):
but the local dogs are squealing in pain as your pitches start to form cracks in the glass in your display cabinet
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:48 PM):
and now your mom notices that her swarovski swan's head is starting to fall off so she sticks a shoe in your mouth and screams SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING MY CRYSTALS
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
and now, gagged with a shoe in your mouth and your arm now completely gone and your shoulder starting to chip away
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
the doctor finally sighs and walks over to your mother
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
he shakes his head and leaves
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
your mom, now angry at the world just jumps out the first story window and runs away
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
and now you're gagged with half a shoulder and no left arm and there are salt particles in your raw flesh and alcohol stinging your eyes for some reason and just then your friend comes over
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
and he says hey, shut the fuck up and lets go party!
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
and you stop screaming.
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
your half shoulder starts to relax
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
the shoe falls out of your mouth
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
and your friend cuts the straps and with the duct tape still hanging off the side of your cheek
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
you nod and get into his car.
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
....
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
anyway, i have a hot dog to eat. brb.

Movie rant, the norm. :D

Do not see The Unborn. EVER. Seriously. Shittiest movie ever. @_@; Not worth the money, but I didn't pay so. :P It's freaky though, good choice if you want an excuse to publicly molest your boyfriend. Or girlfriend, depending how much of pussy you want to make yourself look. *sigh*

The Unborn is simply a bad movie. The beginning was already ruined by the lightheartedness of the audience, and then they give you a dog with a creepy mask. People actually laughed out loud. When you're trying to scare people, that's not a good sign. If you're Dane Cook, however, it'd be like, a lifetime accomplishment. This movie has no storyline. Seriously, it's too dumb to be called one. A creepy dog with a mask, a glove, a dead girl and a background story about Nazi experiments that have no significance to the plot whatsoever! I mean, if you died and you decide to just wake up again and start being evil, do you actually get mad at your sister for killing you (again)? Dumb. Shit. And in the end she got pregnant with twins. And it ended. If there's no sequel then that's just an unacceptable ending. Even if there was, it's still a terrible way to end a movie.

This movie should have stayed unborn.

On that note, don't pay to watch Bedtime Stories either. It's just a terrible movie no matter which way you look at it. Everybody who has seen it hates it as much as I do.



On another note, guys, you should really start reading signs. Can I make myself any more obvious?