The Game of Life

I have my whole life planned out. Why do I have my whole life planned out? Is it because my subconscience is telling me that I have no life ahead of me, and it'll be dull and pointless? Should I even expect anything more than what I have? Call me emo and shit, but I'm sure someone who isn't even in her freshman year couldn't possibly have her life, up to death planned out. Sure, shit will go wrong and unexpected, but my philosophy has always been: Humanity exists to survive, reproduce, develop and eventually cease to exist. It's as if we're toys to something greater than anything humanity can understand. The cross on my neck is not influencing my thoughts at all. I still refuse to believe there is a higher power out there. We are all test subjects; experiments.

No, I'm not being emo. STFU Q.Q

Oh and, here's the

Daily Fail Tale
cheehee, what a witty name rite.

(9:49 PM) - « λ υ я ο я α: ...would you like a sock for christmas then?
(9:50 PM) PaintBrush: .....
(9:50 PM) PaintBrush: a sock.
(9:52 PM) PaintBrush: then I get the sock and make it a sock puppet and entertain some children with cancer in a hospital with it,. and 5 years later one of them is a teenager and comes find me to tell me my performance SAVED HIS LIFE cause the laughter cured him, and from then on I dedicate my life to making sock puppets for sick children and Hollywood makes it into an uber sappy movie and I kill myself because I real
(9:52 PM) PaintBrush: realize what I sellout I've become.
(9:53 PM) - « λ υ я ο я α: ....
(9:53 PM) - « λ υ я ο я α: ...
(9:53 PM) - « λ υ я ο я α: ...i meant
(9:53 PM) PaintBrush: Yeah, give me a sock.
(9:53 PM) PaintBrush:
(9:53 PM) - « λ υ я ο я α: using it to masturbate.
(9:53 PM) PaintBrush: .....

What would you do if...?

Just a fun little survey. Do eet or die kthx.

1. You found a flattened dead raccoon on your porch?

2. The man/woman of you dreams suddenly appears in your room while you're sleeping?

3. You return to your home, only to find it in ruins?

4. Somebody randomly walked into your house and lived in it like it was theirs?

5. Somebody breaks into your car and steals the steering wheel?

6. There was a puppy that you don't own under your couch?

7. You find 20 bucks on the ground and saw who dropped it?

8. You find your favourite sweater torn into pieces in your dresser?

9. Your mom who lives halfway around the world calls you and asks you to open a pickle jar for her?

10. The person you love has a second life as a ninja turtle?

Reply as a comment~! Yes I wrote this shit. :3

November: Update

I finally figured out what the instance reset timer does. *shoots self*



Nov. Reading List - This shit never changes--I like to advertise, stfu.

Read this 'cause Jonas is sexy.
- Who doesn't love fuzzy pr0nz?
PostSecret - Amazing stuff, updates every Sunday.
xkcd - Just pure win.
Cyanide and Happiness - Good ol' fashioned randomness.

Nov. Monthly To-Do

• Plan out Christmas spendings/gifts. ;_;
• Master a traditional Gingerbread man recipe. .____.
• Find where pi repeats.
• Assassinate Fred Phelps.
• Successfully mutilate Kan with my adorableness 'til he dies of a seizure. Or has a traumatic attack.
  
• Finish HS applications. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
• I'm to unaccomplished to have any more on this list. :(
  

Nov. Playlist

Switchfoot - Dare You to Move


Monthly Featured Content:



By Wen-M on DeviantArt

Such a romantic, steamy piece. I don't care if it's official artwork, it's cute. :(


By significantother, also on DeviantArt

And of course, the image featured in my winter-themed banner. Brilliant shot and concept.


-TracyL.

Once you go black, we're outta Iraq.

Yay Obama won.

No further comments.

P.S. Yay, new banner/colour scheme. Stay warm, twits, niggers and squares.

kagjw34atiru2q3hawkhrfakl Fuck you all.

But especially, if I had to name one, a single lifeless pretentious cocksucking motherfucker it would be Fred Phelps. Of every person I hate, which is a whole-fuckin'-lot, I'd have to say this motherfucker is the worst of all.

GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS- Well, sir, why don't you be the greater man and point a gun to that obviously empty skull of yours and make god happy? You stupid little cock munching piece of shit. America alone is full of stupid, insignificant and awful people, but Phelps, oh for the love of all being just please, please die. You think you're smart. You idiot. There is not a single..no, there is no amount of words that can sum up to you, you cocksucking prick. Oh yes, I just insulted you with a British term. BITE THAT BITCH.

And about George Carlin-- Oh you think that was witty. Oh, it was witty alright. I had a few cracks at it myself. If George Carlin is in hell, then sign me up too. I'm sure if you're going to heaven, it's no place I want to be anywhere near. Not that you are, God wouldn't want a piece of shit anywhere near him either.

...Seriously, just..go die. No one likes you. You put your fellow Americans and Christians to shame. You little piece of shit.

That is all.