"At least I have a boyfriend!"

Seriously, how often do you hear this pathetic line as a comeback?



So you have a boyfriend. Con-fucking-gratulations. Do honestly think that your boyfriend means a rat's ass to me? In what state of delusion does anyone really give a shit that you have a boyfriend? That's right. None. Zero. No one cares.

Really, I'm not an evil witch who despises romance, but using the fact that you're in a relationship:
a) Does not make you seem more desirable than the other party.
b) Does not make the other party jealous.
c) Does not make you look cooler.
d) Makes you look like a self centered bitch with DPD.


And please, if you think this is my way of justifying why I don't have a boyfriend, it's called standards. Because telling people you've been in 30 relationships doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound like either a desperate douchebag, a slut, or just a bad girlfriend who can't take commitment.

You should learn from this, because if anything, you saying "at least I have a boyfriend" is a fucking sure sign that you shouldn't. Because you should die. In a fire.

Little, insignificant people

So, today I realized that a lot more people disliked me than I knew. Most of these, of course, are little, insignificant people who I have never actually spoken to. Funny how that works, eh? It's alright, it's all mutual.

More exclusively, to a recent mistake that has been unfortunately introduced into my life,

I could care less what you thought of me. You are as insignificant to me as I am to you. But when you attempt to fuck me over with your little prejudice parade with people who I actually give a shit about, you prove how pathetic I already know you are. I mean really, I've seen you what, a total of 3 times? We have never had a conversation, nor have we mutually shared eye contact. What the fuck makes you think that you have enough to hate me with? Grow the fuck up and realize you are not the center of the universe. You are nobody. Although I'm glad I no longer have to pretend I like you.

AFTERTHOUGHT: Actually, I have spoken to you. Once. A 3 minute conversation. Good job, though, I never thought it was possible to look so stupid in 3 minutes.

Actually, this goes for other fucktards too. Mostly those who are now temporarily out of my life (but sadly, I will be seeing these douche bags again in the near future). There are about a dozen people I can think of off the top of my head that I cannot bear the thought of. You are all worthless. Immature, dirty, worthless rubbish. I cannot wait for reality to catch up to your retardation. I'm not one to wish dirty things upon people, but call when you catch your ass on fire, I'll be there to piss on you.

Much love,

May 3, 2009

Ah, how I envy normal people with their normal sibling relationships. I'll be waiting for the next four years for that glorious day that I can finally get the fuck outta here.

Also, what's with all you stupid little girls?
"You're so sexy!!"
"not as sexy as u!"
"lies! ur soo hot ♥♥♥"

Shut the fuck up. We all know you both think you're better than the other party, and you're both just fishing for compliments. You worthless shits.

And on the topic of conceited fucktards, everybody who takes pictures of themselves in public restrooms clearly have an IQ lower than 14. Is that the only way you can find to look attractive? To put yourself in one of the most repulsive environments so you look good compared to the shit on that stall behind you? You're all pathetic. Can you not wait several hours to take pictures of yourself? Is it that hard to wait to show the world your ugliness? Dumbasses.

Annnnd other than that, I really have nothing to say. Sundays are always very uneventful.

Apr. 23. 09

I'm exhausted.


There were concerts two nights in a row, and non-stop rehearsals this whole week. Blargghhh. I'm so glad it's over. My feet are still sore from those atrocious shoes I had no choice but to wear. I should really get some formal flats.

Anyway, other than that, today was just fine. No emo complaints from me...yet. This weekend is going to be beautiful, maybe I can start my run routine again. Tomorrow's high is like, 22°C, I'm so excited~ Going to be spending a lot of time outside of class as well! :D This week has been going by ever so slowly, but the workload was so light and class has been so easy. Not to mention other events that made this week a little brighter.

Also, I'm going to go on a high school rant now. My mom as you probably know forced me to apply to a catholic high school with a good repuatation. Well, I did it, expecting for there to be an interview and hoping I could express my atheism to encourage them to turn me down. Sadly, the interviewing process was eliminated and I got accepted based on my grades. My parents were so excited. I was mortified. High school will be one of the most stressful times of my life, and my dear loving parents want to top it off by sending me to a school flooded with Catholics? Good god. No pun intended. The only reason is because they think that the school's school bussing system will provide free transportation. Get. Fucking. Real. Those busses only go down to Stouffville. I mean, Catholics and Christians can be cool, as can atheists, Jews, Muslims (I have close friends of all major religious background), but they don't try to preach me about their beliefs. I mean, this school is going to take one period, out of four (excluding lunch, pshaw), of everyday for at least one semester of every year and just make me learn things I never believe happened! I'd be wasting twenty percent of my high school time being preached. I can use these 70 minutes for so much more. Sure, it has that slim chance of converting me, but if not, what will this knowledge of the bible do for me in life? Make me understand the opposite side more when engaging in religious debates? Get real. I can be using this period to take an extra science or math. Or maybe an advanced English class, but religion? Seriously? What's my resume gonna look like?

Fantastic. Offense not intended. Srsly.


But yeah, I didn't actually mind very much until I found out my boyfriend was going to the public school. blerrgh. *stupid* But yeah, the more I think about it, the better it is to go to BOSS. Sure it might not be very new and has some huge douchebags in it, but according to the new Secondary School rankings, BOSS is 14/718 (throughout Ontario). For a 2 year old school, that's pretty amazing. An overall ranking of 9.2/10? Yeahh. Brother Andre actually placed way lower than I would've expected, I shit you not, 161/718. They wanted me to go to this school, which costs like, 200 bucks to be in, not including the orientation trip and uniform. The other option was Markville SS, 71, not bad, although I still don't understand why someone would want to go there over the more practical option. PET, the AP-offering French emersion school ranked like, 5th, which is pretty amazing, but considering the trouble the one guy in the school went through to get into it..blah. And I totally would have applied for the Arts York program at Unionville High (6th) if I had thought that bussing was an option at the time. *stupid*

I'm still going to BOSS, though.
Anyway, I'm excited for high school. x3 And I'm getting sick of my banner.

Phishing scam or another stupid Microsoft fuckup?

Windows Live(TM) Messenger Service Staff says (7:40 PM):

Important service announcement: As part of a recent system enhancement, we need you to change your e-mail address to continue signing in to the Windows Live(TM) Messenger Service.
To ensure that your access is not blocked and to learn more, go to http://support.microsoft.com/gp/Messenger/en

...What the FUCK?

This IM was sent to me just a couple minutes ago via IM. Suspicious. Of course, at first I dismissed it as a regular MSN virus spreading itself. However, this one looked interesting, so I looked into it.

The sender's name was "Windows Live (TM) Messenger Service Staff. Its email address was an @microsoft.com address. Now microsoft.com has this domain reserved for these purposes so it looked fairly legit, right? So I took the chances and clicked the link. It was, after all, on the microsoft.com domain, again. (I'm quite gullible!) The page looked like a regular Microsoft FAQ page, no downloads/ads/suspicious stuff. It wants my to change my email.

CHANGE. MY. FUCKING. EMAIL?

Anyway, I followed the link that page provided out of curiosity (I had no intention of actually changing anything until I found out wtf was going on)

" Your Windows Live ID can't be changed

Your Windows Live ID can't be changed at this time."

Yeah. Good job, Microsoft. Good. Fucking. Job.

Of course, I did my fair share of research on this, and it seems that these IMs haven't been being shot out since recently (the past hour or so). On on that subject, how professional is it to send something as important as this seems through an IM? In the shape and fashion of a good ol' virus scam, too. Had to be creative, huh? Why not just an e-mail or something? That might seem a little more legit.

This seems like something Apple plotted to make people switch over to Macs.

NOTICE/EDIT:

They seem to have realized their error and published a measly blog post to notify the lucky few who stumble across it that they fucked up.

Way to go! Stirred up hundreds (if not thousands) of people and wrote an unofficial blog post on a blog that nobody bothers to read apologizing about it.

Oh well. Nobody's perfect--but somebody got fired.

I am a Macbook Air. compact, light-weight, dysfunctional.

A little problem with the electricity occurred here today. I was at a friend's when my mother frantically called me home. Of course, I hadn't been aware of this power outage because the house I was in did have their power, so I go home, only to find that,
a) There was no food.
b) I was called back so I could sit in the dark and do absolutely nothing.

Thanks mum.

Anyway, the power was only out for about an hour and a half until, out of sheer bad luck, while I was standing underneath a fire alarm, it all comes back. Meaning the fire alarm resets and goes off, going crazy and sending ear shattering screeches into my brain. My hearing is still slightly fucked up.

Also, what the fuck was up with that Conficker virus threat thing? When my mom called me this morning to warn me not to do anything especially stupid, I thought she was just a victim of a very bad April Fool's joke. Anyway, I looked it up at school and found some pretty interesting stuff. How to avoid it..what it does...but not one of these stupid articles said anything about how millions of people got this thing. I didn't get any virus. None of my friends did. Now if none of my friends did, you gotta be really damn stupid to have gotten infected. Of course, I still stand firmly that there was no e-plague, and this was all a very, very bad April Fool's gag.

I got a small razor burn cut on my knee over four hours ago and it's still bleeding. MRSA anyone? T_T

Anyway, just wanted to update this since I hadn't gotten to it in a while. And yes, I got my computer back. :D

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Bitchiness

Ookay...so apparently linking to one of my posts has gotten a lot of people to read my blog...always great to have new readers, but these are like, people MY age. Oh god.

Okay, so here's the rules. Read my blog, follow the rules. Otherwise I will kill you, and sing. Bwahahaha.

1. Don't quote one of my confessions from my 100 confessions and ask "is this true?!?!" Yes, it's fucking true, Captain Obvious.

2. I don't want to hear about anything I post on my blogs IRL. I know what I wrote, moron, I know better than you.

3. I'd appreciate it if you don't link my blog to people either I don't know or people I'm not on good/friendly/close terms with.

4. It's been less than a week and frankly I'm sick of people talking about my 100 confessions post, so drop it, okay? Be satisfied with the knowledge you gained, okay? (It feels nice to learn something, doesn't it? You twit.)

5. The next time somebody asks me what my blog is about, I'm going to kill a bunny. It's a personal fuckin' blog, get it? Yeah.

Movie rant, the norm. :D

Do not see The Unborn. EVER. Seriously. Shittiest movie ever. @_@; Not worth the money, but I didn't pay so. :P It's freaky though, good choice if you want an excuse to publicly molest your boyfriend. Or girlfriend, depending how much of pussy you want to make yourself look. *sigh*

The Unborn is simply a bad movie. The beginning was already ruined by the lightheartedness of the audience, and then they give you a dog with a creepy mask. People actually laughed out loud. When you're trying to scare people, that's not a good sign. If you're Dane Cook, however, it'd be like, a lifetime accomplishment. This movie has no storyline. Seriously, it's too dumb to be called one. A creepy dog with a mask, a glove, a dead girl and a background story about Nazi experiments that have no significance to the plot whatsoever! I mean, if you died and you decide to just wake up again and start being evil, do you actually get mad at your sister for killing you (again)? Dumb. Shit. And in the end she got pregnant with twins. And it ended. If there's no sequel then that's just an unacceptable ending. Even if there was, it's still a terrible way to end a movie.

This movie should have stayed unborn.

On that note, don't pay to watch Bedtime Stories either. It's just a terrible movie no matter which way you look at it. Everybody who has seen it hates it as much as I do.



On another note, guys, you should really start reading signs. Can I make myself any more obvious?

Double Feature: Mini-rant+Memething

Fuck you Andre. If I was in my senses at the time I would have beaten your little brains into the pavement. Some people just need to grow a bit of common sense. Just a pittance, nothing big. Fuck, common sense should be fucking renamed to suit these fuckmothers.

Other than that, I've been keeping my rant-mode off. :D

And now for a meme, stolen off Facebook, obsly.

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Pick 8 random friends you feel comfortable around. (including yourself for number 4).

1-Josie
2-Sharon
3-Mafffffffin
4-Tracy
5-Bwush <3
6-Diana
7-Email?!
8-Melanie



These eight people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

-room 1 - Me, Maffin and Sharon since they know no one 8D
-room 2 - Josie, Diana, Melanie
-room 3 - Email
-room 4 - Paint

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Sharon.
If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? ...Paint. Or Email...since they're..old.


If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from? Josie. Just cuz she fights back.

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? Maffin and me <3

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be? Maffin. She'd say something like "NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS A SIN!"

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Me.

Who would hate being in the house the most ? Paint. He's too anti-social to be there with no one he knows. :DD

Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? DIANA. LIKE THE TIME SHE STOLE MY ERASER D:<<

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Josie~

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Paint and everyone else.

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? Maffin. Only cuz she's the only person with a

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Emil imo

A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Josie. Fo sho.

There's a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Heroes! And like, Sharon/Maff and Email prolly.

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? Melanie+Diana while they made their fucked up animal noises. /facewall

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? MEMEMEE and Sharon. Obsly.

The musics too loud, who turned it up? Paint and I--Everyone else would evacuate.

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream? Melanie.
b)and who is the one to jump in someone's arms? EMIL.
c)Who would be the one to kill it? Jonny <3


Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Sharon, cuz she broke up AGAIN.

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? ._.; Me?

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house? Me. Cept Paint is there so its okay.
Someones tanning on the roof who is it? Emil..
Who is the tallest in the house? Emil. Tall motherfucker.
Who is the shortest in the house? ...Me. .____.
Who is the loudest? Melanie+Diana
Who is the clown? Mafface
Who is the most respectful? ME OF COURSE.
Who is the one you go to talk to the most? Josie+Maff


Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Diana. :|

Whos in bed first? Depends, who's on top?

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Diana 8DD

Who is always dancing? Melanie?

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? Josie x3

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Josie. Yuss--Splat. I'd have to pry her off the ground. Fun fun...

kagjw34atiru2q3hawkhrfakl Fuck you all.

But especially, if I had to name one, a single lifeless pretentious cocksucking motherfucker it would be Fred Phelps. Of every person I hate, which is a whole-fuckin'-lot, I'd have to say this motherfucker is the worst of all.

GOD HATES FAGS GOD HATES FAGS- Well, sir, why don't you be the greater man and point a gun to that obviously empty skull of yours and make god happy? You stupid little cock munching piece of shit. America alone is full of stupid, insignificant and awful people, but Phelps, oh for the love of all being just please, please die. You think you're smart. You idiot. There is not a single..no, there is no amount of words that can sum up to you, you cocksucking prick. Oh yes, I just insulted you with a British term. BITE THAT BITCH.

And about George Carlin-- Oh you think that was witty. Oh, it was witty alright. I had a few cracks at it myself. If George Carlin is in hell, then sign me up too. I'm sure if you're going to heaven, it's no place I want to be anywhere near. Not that you are, God wouldn't want a piece of shit anywhere near him either.

...Seriously, just..go die. No one likes you. You put your fellow Americans and Christians to shame. You little piece of shit.

That is all.

Yo, yo, in da hook!

Fuck you. Fuck you stupid little pieces of shit who decided to corrupt my fucking language with your stupid ass slang. There is nothing that pisses me off more than some bitch who runs around saying "wuzzup ma homiez?!". Fuck you, take your head out of your fucking little asshole and realize that you are not a "gangster", you're not "cool" and you're a fucking retard! Learn fucking English before I shove this bottle up your ass while skinning your forearm.

And to all you fucking reTaRDs tHaT tYpE leIk DiZzz: Fuck you, too. I hope you die in a burning barn while being fucked in the ass by a horse. Not only do you look like an uneducated retard, you're making it a complete pain in my non existent balls to read. You're only making it harder for yourself, and your recipent, whoever that poor bastard is. Why would you take 30 more minutes to type out a sentence that could easily be typed in 15 seconds?

"Once you've started to read this, you cannot stop. I am Mary, a girl with blue eyes, no nose, no eyes, no mouth and black eyes. Pass this on or you will die at midnight " No you're not, you're some 10-year-old in grade 2 Special Ed who doesn't know shit about the world. And no, I won't die at midnight. There is absolutely no sense in chainmails. And now, I will go on to list every type of typical chainmail there is while bashing them into the ground.

"I am ___ and I will kill you at ____ if you don't pass this onto __ people": Oh yeah, a serial killer is definitely going to hunt you down at midnight because you didn't pass on a retarded chainletter written by an illiterate rabid retard. Most commonly found on YouTube comments and MySpace bulletins.

"Facebook/MSN/Hotmail/Myspace/etc is shutting down/going to charge a fee! Send this on so you can use it for free/keep it up!": This is the worst. MSN is definitely going to shut down, leaving its hundreds of millions of users and cutting the millions of dollars they make from it. Use some common sense! Not only do most of these not have any proof whatsoever, but you have to "send it on" to keep it free and running? Fuck that! I bet they hate chainletters as much as any normal person does.

"Jesus died for us and if you don't send this on you have no heart.": Fuck you, fuck you so hard. First of all, I know I have no heart. I'm a fucking atheist so I'm heartless and evil by default, right? Jesus can bend down and suck my non-existent dick for all I care. By the way, Jesus doesn't fucking care about a chainletter. In fact, if there is some invisible man out there watching my every move, I pray that he strikes you down one of his bolts of awesomeness. Religion is the biggest piece of bullshit in the world, and like George Carlin (RIP, you brilliant asshole.) said, the funniest part of it is that it actually has people convinced!

"Send this on and your crush will kiss you! If you don't, you'll have bad luck for 12418401 years!": Oh okay. First of all, I'd be fucking surprised if a chainletter could bring someone from middle of Europe to give me a kiss. The stupidity of these are just so intense that I can't even explain it without bursting into tears.


Everyone who fits under one of the categories I've ranted about here deserves to be tied to the back of a truck on a freeway going at 130km/H and have rubbing alcohol poured into their wounds and eyes.

~TracyL

Society, Humanity: Don't make me laugh.

School is fun. I'm a great, straight A-honour roll student, and they cannot possibly expect I'm actually fucking learning something new. I mean seriously, I would be in high school already if they weren't denying my brilliance! Most of the stuff they teach nowadays is common fucking logic. It doesn't take a genius to figure out some simple algebra. America != Canada, please stop dragging my country's averages down and move to where you fucking belong, retards.

And besides that, a part of school I'm not so gifted in- the actual kids. JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO HOT! OMFG! I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM ONE DAY!! Shut the fuck up. No they're not, no you're not. What you morons don't fucking realize is that you're a tool. A tool for Disney to reap your money and lives. They pick some poor, little kids off the street, put a load of makeup on them and record them reciting a poem some poor drunkard wrote. It's not music. Disney is sitting there, laughing while some spoiled little fags reap in millions of dollars for them. Stupid, fucking...GRAWRRASFL

So like the other day I like totally went to the mall and I like bought a new shirt from Hollister! And then you didn't have enough money for a bus ticket home. They say the homo sapien is the smartest thing alive. I beg to differ. How smart is it to buy a pair of pants for $60 that was most likely made by some poor kid half across the world who probably lost a few fingers in the process and made a penny out of it? Damn people these days don't realize they're all idiots for following these "trends", a.k.a money reaping schemes targetted at the stubborn, idiotic children? If I ever have kids, god forbid, and they ask me one day for something because "everyone else has it" I will beat it's ass and throw it out. I'm a horrible person.

Another thing that bothers me to no end are those shameless little pieces of shit who go around offering tits for quarter. Hey, I had to get dressed in the morning, and so do you. To be honest, I hate feminists as much as whores, but this is ridiculous. Everytime I see a shirt at a store that is clearly supposed to be extremely revealing and obviously targetting the, what I like to call, Pussycat Dolls wannabes, I spit whatever I have in my mouth on the inside of the shirt chest. Whether it's gum (my favourite), my precious double chocolate chip frappuccino or just simply my saliva. Quit exploiting your fat body, most people don't want to see that shit anyway.

I'm done. For now. Expect more. *fingers break off*

~TracyL