Clinton is falling in love with you the day he met you.

Okay, this is absolutely hilarious.

For those of you who don't know Clinton, he is this dumbass in my class who is both a disgrace to Asians and black people. He's dumb, he's perverted, he has absolutely no common sense, and he thinks he's black. He's also in love with Tiffany the day he met her.

Observe.


On STFU, Marrieds
A Screenshot of his Facebook Profile
On another blog

Somebody other than me was also obviously sick of this dumbass, and sent it to STFU, Marrieds. Now every reader of those blogs plus mine also think he's a complete failure at life.

Power Outage = Beer, burgers and pissing in ominous candlelight.

NOTE: I started to write this last Sunday but kinda put off posting it 'till now...

Yesterday was friggin' amazing.

So, yesterday I went out with my boyfriend and one of his friends to see that new movie with Beyonce and Ali Larter (Tracy Strauss/Nikki/Jessica from Heroes!?), Obsessed. I won't go on a movie rant about that, because it wasn't really that bad. It wasn't good either, though. There was a bitchfight scene though, those are always awesome. I have more respect for Beyonce now. :D

Anyway, after the movie I went to the other guy's house with them to watch them play their 360, and not 20 minutes into a game, the power went out. We were in a basement so it was..fucking dark. Pissing was scary too, and even more terrifying with the candlelight. The shadows on the walls were moving like in horror movies right before somebody died. For some reason we didn't leave the basement either.

Guys are friggin weird. For dinner, we were given a stack o' burgers and hotdogs, and after we were all relatively full, one of the guys started to pull the wieners out of the hot dog buns and chewing off the skins, leaving the actual meat in a napkin.

Anyway, power out = fridges aren't cold, meaning the beer was getting warm... and being there without any adults... well, you can guess what happened after that.
Actually, I didn't actually any more than half a bottle. :3 I drink responsibly! underage, but responsibly.

Fresh New Layout for Spring!

Yeah.. I'm kinda late...

But yeah! New layout that looks disgustingly cheerful. The banner is of some crab apple blossoms, the same ones that used to grow on my old crab apple tree where I used to live. They were gorgeous in Spring. You may also notice that everything is pink/green now, which has nothing to do with strawberry+kiwi, believe it or not, it's still such a cute colour combination though. x3

I totally reschemed the Cbox and remade a lot of emotes.

Apr. 23. 09

I'm exhausted.


There were concerts two nights in a row, and non-stop rehearsals this whole week. Blargghhh. I'm so glad it's over. My feet are still sore from those atrocious shoes I had no choice but to wear. I should really get some formal flats.

Anyway, other than that, today was just fine. No emo complaints from me...yet. This weekend is going to be beautiful, maybe I can start my run routine again. Tomorrow's high is like, 22°C, I'm so excited~ Going to be spending a lot of time outside of class as well! :D This week has been going by ever so slowly, but the workload was so light and class has been so easy. Not to mention other events that made this week a little brighter.

Also, I'm going to go on a high school rant now. My mom as you probably know forced me to apply to a catholic high school with a good repuatation. Well, I did it, expecting for there to be an interview and hoping I could express my atheism to encourage them to turn me down. Sadly, the interviewing process was eliminated and I got accepted based on my grades. My parents were so excited. I was mortified. High school will be one of the most stressful times of my life, and my dear loving parents want to top it off by sending me to a school flooded with Catholics? Good god. No pun intended. The only reason is because they think that the school's school bussing system will provide free transportation. Get. Fucking. Real. Those busses only go down to Stouffville. I mean, Catholics and Christians can be cool, as can atheists, Jews, Muslims (I have close friends of all major religious background), but they don't try to preach me about their beliefs. I mean, this school is going to take one period, out of four (excluding lunch, pshaw), of everyday for at least one semester of every year and just make me learn things I never believe happened! I'd be wasting twenty percent of my high school time being preached. I can use these 70 minutes for so much more. Sure, it has that slim chance of converting me, but if not, what will this knowledge of the bible do for me in life? Make me understand the opposite side more when engaging in religious debates? Get real. I can be using this period to take an extra science or math. Or maybe an advanced English class, but religion? Seriously? What's my resume gonna look like?

Fantastic. Offense not intended. Srsly.


But yeah, I didn't actually mind very much until I found out my boyfriend was going to the public school. blerrgh. *stupid* But yeah, the more I think about it, the better it is to go to BOSS. Sure it might not be very new and has some huge douchebags in it, but according to the new Secondary School rankings, BOSS is 14/718 (throughout Ontario). For a 2 year old school, that's pretty amazing. An overall ranking of 9.2/10? Yeahh. Brother Andre actually placed way lower than I would've expected, I shit you not, 161/718. They wanted me to go to this school, which costs like, 200 bucks to be in, not including the orientation trip and uniform. The other option was Markville SS, 71, not bad, although I still don't understand why someone would want to go there over the more practical option. PET, the AP-offering French emersion school ranked like, 5th, which is pretty amazing, but considering the trouble the one guy in the school went through to get into it..blah. And I totally would have applied for the Arts York program at Unionville High (6th) if I had thought that bussing was an option at the time. *stupid*

I'm still going to BOSS, though.
Anyway, I'm excited for high school. x3 And I'm getting sick of my banner.

Whoa. Real update: Apr. 21 09

Sorry for that emo post earlier, t'was emotionally overwhelmed. I'm okay now, though.

Today SUCKED. Really, really hard. To start the day, my mom's year-old car broke down and will take thousands to fix, they're not very happy about that. They'll be really bitchy for the next little while, with the recession and my dad being laid off. Ughh...

Then, at the last second, the concert band at school (which I am a part of) was informed that our dress rehearsal would be today in the afternoon, and it just so happened that it was the only day that I left my clarinet thinger at home. Oof. Nobody was at home to bring it to school, either. So our band director decided to be cruel and make me sit up there with the rest of the ensemble while they played. I didn't mind, actually. I probably looked really stupid though.

This next complaint I'll have to explain. It's quite a YDI, actually.

Okay, so on our breaks, sometimes I hang around this part of the wall that dents in, with a door and window. I was leaning against a window, and was just having fun and not being rational. There was a little kid on the other side of the window. I banged on the glass and basically, hit on him in the least seductive way possible. He was SCARED.

Of course, everytime we passed by in the hallway after that, he would give me this terrifed face, and just to play along, I'd put on my raepface. It was funny, okay?

Anyway, this poor kid ended up being forced into band as our drummer because our old one quit and he was the only other person who knew how to keep a rhythm. So today, some of our lower brass players "informed me" that this kid actually liked me.

Then I, I had nothing to do at home, so I sat here and just overthought things. Decided my boyfriend would be the victim of my bitchy whines and complaints. *points at last entry*

Today, the economy finally bit my family's ass, I got stuck with my band ensemble while they played, effectively humiliating me, found out a 6th grader was in love with me, and I was a total bitch on every level. FML.

However! On the bright side, I did cheer up after that random breakdown, and I also finished my realism experiment, whee.

Once upon a dull Sunday night

Okay, it's not actually Sunday. It's 1:29AM Monday.

Anyway, I have a lot to say right now, so I'm just gonna go ahead and spill it all out here.

First of all, my latest project is looking pretty good so far, my first real attempt at a digital realism painting. It actually started out as a hair experiment. After that turned out surprisingly nice, I decided to finish it. Here's what I've got so far:


I'm pretty proud of it. I love the hair and eye. I can't seem to get the other eye right though. Blah...

Anyway, I haven't mentioned this before because I'm stupid, but I streaked my hair red a couple months ago, and it looked like this (left) until a couple weeks ago, when I decided to get it straightened. They call it "Thermal Reconditioning", which is basically applying a thick layer of this chemical straightening product and leaving me under this torture hat for 30 minutes (The product burns like hell... plus the heat of the torture thing was burning my scalp and the heat was making me dizzy), washing it out, straightening my hair with a super hot flat iron to the scalp (the hairdresser guy burnt my ear/scalp like 6 times), totally straightening and flattening (and frying) it out. Then they go and apply ANOTHER thick layer of that product and leave me under the torture hat for another 30 minutes before finally washing it out and finishing up. This took about...5 hours, maybe more.


This made my hair extremely flat, and for the first 3 days my hair was literally draping over my head like a wet cloth, it was so damned flat. A friend of mine shared my hate for the flatness and gave me a couple tips on how to poof it back up, and now it looks great. However, the chemical product would act as a bleach or lightener or whatever, and totally ruin my streaks, turning them into this awful brownish dull orange colour.

Luckily it's not extremely bold. However, it's a good thing the colouring product I used did not require bleaching my hair first, or else it probably would have turned this disgusting yellow-y colour. Eek. I can probably just wait and just wash it out. It's already starting to get pretty dull, so a couple more washes will probably get it down a couple more shades. I need to redo the color-job now, because it's hideous right now. I was thinking about doing some crazy colour. I've always wanted to try doing a sleek dark blue on my hair, but my parents would never approve of that. Red is always a safe option, but I want to try something new. I was thinking about purple, a nice fuschia colour. The product I used to colour my hair red was called Colour Rays in Red Rays by L'Oreal which I got great, bold results with, and they also have a nice fushcia colour in that same line. I love the colour, so I think I'm going to try that next. I also stumbled across another blog, Journey To Family where Julie, the author of the blog showed the process of getting a purple streak professionally. I looked at those pictures and saw how they clipped up her hair and streaked that bottom layer, and thought "why the hell didn't I think of that?" So I think I'm going to try doing that. I won't be doing anything to my hair until at least May though. Partially because my sister will be back at her res at university and won't be there to judge and be a bitch (the only things she's good at) about it.

I might also want to just bleach two random pieces from the bottom layer and use temporary dyes of random colours and just dye it a different colour every time the last one washed out.



That's it. God, why aren't I tired at almost 3AM?

List of Well Known 21st Century Movies

If you've seen over 85 films, you have no life.
Mark the ones you've seen.
There are 238 films on this list.

(1) The Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
( ) Step Up 2
( ) High School Musical
( ) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Enchanted
(2) Sydney White
( ) She's the Man
(3) Licensed to Wed
( ) The Break-up
(4) 13 going on 30
(5) 27 Dresses
(6) P.S. I Love You
(7) Made of Honour
( ) What Happens in Vegas
( ) Get Smart
( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Camp Rock
( ) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
(8) The Princess Diaries
(9) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(10) 50 First Dates
(11) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Hotel For Dogs
(12) Just Married
(13) Freaky Friday
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
( ) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
(14) Twilight
(15) Nancy Drew
( ) The Devil Wears Prada :D
(16) No Reservations
(17) The Perfect Man
( ) Australia
( ) Never Been Kissed
(18) Yes Man
(19) Bedtime Stories
(20) The Pink Panther
(21) The Pink Panther 2
( ) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
(22) Haunted Mansion
( ) Mall Cop
(23) The 40-year-old virgin
( ) Night in the Museum
(24) Evan Almighty
(25) Bruce Almighty
(26) White Chicks
(27) Neverending Story
(28) Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
(29) Meet the Fockers
(30) Scream
(31) Scream 2
(32) Scream 3
(33) Scary Movie
(34) Scary Movie 2
(35) Scary Movie 3
(36) Scary Movie 4
(37) American Pie
(38) American Pie 2
(39) American Pie Band Camp
(40) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(41) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(42) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(43) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(44) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
(45) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(46) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(47) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(48) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(49) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
(50) The Mummy
(51) The Mummy 2
(53) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Center of Earth
( ) City of Ember
(54) Finding Neverland
(55) Pirates of the Caribbean
(56) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(57) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's end
( ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(58) Spider-Man
(59) Spider-Man 2
(60) Spider Man 3
(61) King Kong
(62) Hellboy
(63) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(64) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(65) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(66) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(67) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(68) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi I
(69) Underdog
(70) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(71) Batman Returns
(72) Batman - The Dark Knight
(73) The Matrix
(74) The Matrix Reloaded
(75) The Matrix Revolutions
(76) Terminator
(77) Terminator 2
(78) Terminator 3
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
(79) Underworld
(80) Butterfly Effect
(81) Death Note
(82) Death Note 2
(83) Death Note 3
(84) Resident Evil 1
(85) Resident Evil 2
(86) I, Robot
(87) Rush Hour
(88 ) Rush Hour 2
(89) Rush Hour 3
( ) Mission Impossible 1
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
(90) I am Legend
(91) Predator I
(92) Predator II
(93) Signs
(94) Saw
(95) Saw II
(96) Saw III
(97) Saw IV
(98) Saw V
(99) The Grinch
(100) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(101) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(102) The Ring
(103) The Ring 2
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
(104) Nightmare on Elm Street
(105) The Grudge
(106) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
(107) Silent Hill
(108) The Mask
(109) Son Of The Mask
( ) Alone
(110) Omen
( ) House Of Wax
( ) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
(110) Shutter
( ) When the Stranger calls
(111) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
(112) Lilo & Stitch
(113) Ice Age
(114) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(115) Madagascar
(116) Madagascar 2
(117) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
(118) Wall-E i think i watched itt wit nela& ahdeee
(119) Monsters Inc
(120) Shark Tale
(121) Shrek
(122) Shrek 2
(123) Shrek 3
(124) Finding Nemo
(125) ET
(126) Cars
(127) Ratatouille
(128) Toy Story
(129) Toy Story 2
(130) The Incredibles
(131) Little Miss Sunshine
(132) I Am Sam
(133) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter.
( ) The Last Dance
(134) To Kill A Mocking Bird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
(135) Little Black Book
( ) Rwanda Genocide
(136) Ten Things I Hate About You
(137) Titanic
(138) Romeo & Juliet
(139) Frankenstein
(140) A Midsummer Night's Dream
(141) How to lose a guy in 10 days

Only 141? How embarassing. I'm thinking I've seen at the very least 300. XD

Feature: Portrait of Me?!

So my dear friend, LeMaffin decided she would draw this gorgeous portrait of one of my old Myspace profile pictures. I just got around to showing it off. Check it; It's only a picture taken with a camera since her scanner died, but she said she would send me this via snailmail for my birthday, so I'll try to scan it then.



EDIT: She entered this into their local fair and it won like, three ribbons, including Grand Champion. Grats Maffy! ♥


Anyway, despite my horoscopes telling me my day would be a disaster, it's been a great Friday. I'm listening to my whole music library on iTunes right now, and most of these songs are super old and they bring back memories. *sigh*

Phishing scam or another stupid Microsoft fuckup?

Windows Live(TM) Messenger Service Staff says (7:40 PM):

Important service announcement: As part of a recent system enhancement, we need you to change your e-mail address to continue signing in to the Windows Live(TM) Messenger Service.
To ensure that your access is not blocked and to learn more, go to http://support.microsoft.com/gp/Messenger/en

...What the FUCK?

This IM was sent to me just a couple minutes ago via IM. Suspicious. Of course, at first I dismissed it as a regular MSN virus spreading itself. However, this one looked interesting, so I looked into it.

The sender's name was "Windows Live (TM) Messenger Service Staff. Its email address was an @microsoft.com address. Now microsoft.com has this domain reserved for these purposes so it looked fairly legit, right? So I took the chances and clicked the link. It was, after all, on the microsoft.com domain, again. (I'm quite gullible!) The page looked like a regular Microsoft FAQ page, no downloads/ads/suspicious stuff. It wants my to change my email.

CHANGE. MY. FUCKING. EMAIL?

Anyway, I followed the link that page provided out of curiosity (I had no intention of actually changing anything until I found out wtf was going on)

" Your Windows Live ID can't be changed

Your Windows Live ID can't be changed at this time."

Yeah. Good job, Microsoft. Good. Fucking. Job.

Of course, I did my fair share of research on this, and it seems that these IMs haven't been being shot out since recently (the past hour or so). On on that subject, how professional is it to send something as important as this seems through an IM? In the shape and fashion of a good ol' virus scam, too. Had to be creative, huh? Why not just an e-mail or something? That might seem a little more legit.

This seems like something Apple plotted to make people switch over to Macs.

NOTICE/EDIT:

They seem to have realized their error and published a measly blog post to notify the lucky few who stumble across it that they fucked up.

Way to go! Stirred up hundreds (if not thousands) of people and wrote an unofficial blog post on a blog that nobody bothers to read apologizing about it.

Oh well. Nobody's perfect--but somebody got fired.

I am a Macbook Air. compact, light-weight, dysfunctional.

A little problem with the electricity occurred here today. I was at a friend's when my mother frantically called me home. Of course, I hadn't been aware of this power outage because the house I was in did have their power, so I go home, only to find that,
a) There was no food.
b) I was called back so I could sit in the dark and do absolutely nothing.

Thanks mum.

Anyway, the power was only out for about an hour and a half until, out of sheer bad luck, while I was standing underneath a fire alarm, it all comes back. Meaning the fire alarm resets and goes off, going crazy and sending ear shattering screeches into my brain. My hearing is still slightly fucked up.

Also, what the fuck was up with that Conficker virus threat thing? When my mom called me this morning to warn me not to do anything especially stupid, I thought she was just a victim of a very bad April Fool's joke. Anyway, I looked it up at school and found some pretty interesting stuff. How to avoid it..what it does...but not one of these stupid articles said anything about how millions of people got this thing. I didn't get any virus. None of my friends did. Now if none of my friends did, you gotta be really damn stupid to have gotten infected. Of course, I still stand firmly that there was no e-plague, and this was all a very, very bad April Fool's gag.

I got a small razor burn cut on my knee over four hours ago and it's still bleeding. MRSA anyone? T_T

Anyway, just wanted to update this since I hadn't gotten to it in a while. And yes, I got my computer back. :D