FAKE!!!!!!1

What is this constant obsession the internet has with things they assume are fake? Is there something I'm missing here? Are the people of the internet so naive to believe that everything in life is real? That everything anyone says must be true? No one wants the truth. Most people strive on the lies they're fed everyday. Why does the honest, truthful internet insist that everything must be real, honest, truth? And it's on the fucking internet for fuck sake, the hot chick you met on MySpace that you think you really "click" with, she MUST be real, there's no way she's a fat, insecure chick hiding behind the delicious anonymity the wonderful world wide web offers; there's no way at all.

Yeah, so you think the video on failblog isn't real, it was staged. No way that could've happened, it was just too well timed. The FML you read today, yeah right, no one would ever do that.

So what? The world won't fucking end. Don't lie. Don't hide that smile. That shit made you laugh and you loved it. Scroll down, go ahead, call it fake. Click the comment button, because you know what? Nobody gives a shit. Nobody. Stroke your own ego and e-peen, because nobody else gives a shit about you or what you say. So what if someone staged an epic video? It's such a terrible phenomenon when somebody tries to make you laugh, or gasp, or give you something to talk about or enlighten your dull, mundane day.

Besides, why the fuck would you WANT them to be real? Does it make you feel better that there are really people THAT stupid in this world? Will it make you sleep better at night knowing somebody really did get hurt in a freak accident caught on tape?


That's another thing, why do people insist on announcing to the world their worthless insight? I'm mainly talking about morons who decide to tell everyone that they're unsubbing. Who cares?

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Seriously. You watch the videos for free. They take their time and money to make them for you. They've got thousands more flooding in per day. Nobody gives a shit if your worthless name is gone from their subscribers list. Nobody. Gives. A. Shit.