Movie rant, the norm. :D

Do not see The Unborn. EVER. Seriously. Shittiest movie ever. @_@; Not worth the money, but I didn't pay so. :P It's freaky though, good choice if you want an excuse to publicly molest your boyfriend. Or girlfriend, depending how much of pussy you want to make yourself look. *sigh*

The Unborn is simply a bad movie. The beginning was already ruined by the lightheartedness of the audience, and then they give you a dog with a creepy mask. People actually laughed out loud. When you're trying to scare people, that's not a good sign. If you're Dane Cook, however, it'd be like, a lifetime accomplishment. This movie has no storyline. Seriously, it's too dumb to be called one. A creepy dog with a mask, a glove, a dead girl and a background story about Nazi experiments that have no significance to the plot whatsoever! I mean, if you died and you decide to just wake up again and start being evil, do you actually get mad at your sister for killing you (again)? Dumb. Shit. And in the end she got pregnant with twins. And it ended. If there's no sequel then that's just an unacceptable ending. Even if there was, it's still a terrible way to end a movie.

This movie should have stayed unborn.

On that note, don't pay to watch Bedtime Stories either. It's just a terrible movie no matter which way you look at it. Everybody who has seen it hates it as much as I do.



On another note, guys, you should really start reading signs. Can I make myself any more obvious?