Update+Random vajaja meme

Edit: I had a nice rant written out but blogger decided they'd cut half of it out, so I got rid of it. :(


Blaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It snowed. In October.

IT SNOWED.

IN OCTOBER.

Yeah, I'm actually not that surprised, considering the shit these people do to my damn planet. So there goes my slutty Halloween costume. :( But! I have an excuse to be an Eskimo now.

I've always wanted to be an Eskimo.



Oh yes, this was the original post before I decided to ehm..add to it..

I honestly don't know why I do these. I guess it's just fun finding things out about yourself that you never notice. Really long Vajaja meme. :D


1. Do you sleep in your bra?: No. 8D

2. Have you kissed any one on your top list? ..wut

3. Are you happy with your looks?: Satisfied.

4. Do you enjoy drama?: Drama llama can suck my dick.

5. Are you a girly girl?: What's a girl?

6. Who was the last person you hugged?: No idea. Josie?

7. Small or large purses?: Small. I don't need to carry my house around, thanks.

8. Are you short?: I'm asian, shut up. D:<

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[ ] I do wear make up.

[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.

[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.

[x] I get jealous.

[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.

[x] I love to laugh.

[x] I like death/grind/black metal.

[ ] I like (c)rap.

[ ] I like techno.

[ ] I like country.

[ ] I carry a purse.

[x] I’d be lost without my computer

[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.

[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.

[ ] I own a boy band CD. -Who the fuck buys CDs?

[x] I get bored watching football.

[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.

[x] Guys are confusing. - Guys are assholes. :3

[x] I've been called a bad influence.

[ ] My friends are the best.

[ ] I have a piercing other then my ears.

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Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
What bra?

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Dark. Or a fire crotch, they're hot too.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy man?
Hmph.

5. Do you have a best friend?
If I really had to order them, sure.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I do the heart breaking, doh.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
I like my face 100% flesh and blood, thanks.

8. Do you like your life?
I prefer it over yours.

9. Where are your best friends?
Probably sleeping, fucking pansies.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
My boyfriends aren't worth stealing.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
I'm retarded, fo sho.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys.

13. How long have you had myspace?
Once upon a time..

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Being the sadistic evil bitch I am, yes. I enjoy it.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Clowns. Above all.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Now, why would I do that? Would ruin the point of trying to sleep, yeah?

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
That bastard.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"?
What! That's stupid. I stopped writing my spelling answers on my desk yeaaaars ago.

20. Do you call or text more?
Neither. blolol

21. What is the first message in your inbox?
Oh, I just emptied it. Fuck.

22. What is the last message in your inbox?
"

23. Do you ever wish you were famous?
No. But I'd love to be infamous.

24. Are you currently missing someone?
Blah.

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THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?

cowboy or gangster?
Cowboy. Inherit his horse and kill him. <3>---------------------------------

Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
Unnecessary.

02. Louis vuttion or dooney & bourke?
Neither.

03. American eagle or Hollister?
AE, just because.

04. Pumps or flats?
Pumps. I'm short, k.

05. Skirts or pants?
Pants.

06. Socks or leggings?
The former.

07. Hoodies or Jackets?
Cold country is cold.

08. Heels or sneakers?
Heels, honestly.

09. Straight or curly hair?
Depends..

10. Hoop or dangling earrings?
Dangle.

13. White or black?
Black.

14. Victoria’s secret or bath and body works?
Soap>slutwear, kthx.

15. Smoothies or lattes?
Mocha latte, XL plz.

16. Diet or regular sodas?
I'm not fat enough to qualify for diet coke. :D

17. Water or daiquiris?
The fuck do you compare those? Daiquiris.

18. Pearls or diamonds?
Neither, but on a ring, diamond.

19. Vintage or boho?
Vintage Victorian!

20. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
...Do I look retarded?

21. Lindsay or Hilary?
"

23. Friends or family ?
Hmm.

24. Lip gloss or lip stick?
Neither.

25. Manicure or pedicures?
My toes don't show 89% of the time, anyway.

27. Tank tops or beaters?
Beaters.

28. Tiffany’s or Chanel?
No jewelery please.

29. Love or peace?
Peace is for the delusional.

30. Sunglasses or purses?
Neither.

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IN A GUY...

Funny or Serious?
ysosrs

Cute or Hot?
Hrrr.

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
Doesn't matter.

Long Hair or Short Hair?
Short, unless they're Alexi. *wishes*

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Depends, most guys fit between anyway.

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Leprechaun!

Basketball Player or Football Player?
Sports are for faggots.

Smoker or Non-smoker?
Well, my standards don't go below "fucking genius", so clearly, the smarter choice. :D

Drunk or Sober?
Sober, usually.

Druggie or clean?
Read the above.

Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?
Neither.

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
Depends, depends.

Player or Loyal?
.../facepalm

Bad or Nice?
...




Some of these questions are so fucking ridiculous, I want punch the author in the face.

Also, this was from the answers I wrote over:

Drunk or Sober?
neitherr

I lol'd.

MEMO: I plan on making a new banner and revamping my whole blog soon for the winter. Bye bye, pretty bloody chess pieces. :(

Update for Sharon.

She called me a bitch. *offended*

Blaah. I'm fucked up. Roy Thompson Hall today, watched some boring ass concert. The only thing really interesting there was the superior amount of hot white high school guys. *__* But, being the fucked up little shit I am, I didn't pay much attention to them. I spent my time staring at one of their TEACHERS. Probably in his mid twenties or so.

He was fucking hot.

Anyway, someone called my name and ran off outside the hall. To whoever that is: Fuck you. Now I'm sitting here wondering who the hell recognized me in a mob of secondary school students.

In other news, I need to pee.


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October: Update

Somebody is downloading porn and I'm at like, 2000ms. /wrist

Anyway, I have a link to this blog on my Facebook page, a couple forums and on my MSN PM. So for once, as many people I know IRL as I do online read my blog-zomg. So just as a warning to you little kiddies, there'll be a fair(ly large) amount of swearing and cursing and rather gory themes on this page. Reader discretion is advised. And just so you guys know, most of my angry, cynical rants are done with a smile and during a cheerful mood. I rant for fun, and not out of rage. So no, I'm not the angry asshole emo kid I sound like. I blog for the sake of blogging, and by no means is this a tool to get attention. I already get too much attention for my comfort (and that's very, very little). This is my little space to use as a public diary, and fuck you if you think it's screwed up. 'Cause so's your face.

Onto more important matters!


Oct. Reading List

Read this 'cause Jonas is sexy.
- Who doesn't love fuzzy pr0nz?
PostSecret - Amazing stuff, updates every Sunday.
xkcd - <33
Cyanide and Happiness - Good ol' fashioned randomness.

Oct. Monthly To-Do

• Buy new Halloween shirt/blouse/whatever
• Novel study- Aah. Q_Q
• Deposit munnies to debit
• Give Sharon her clip...or $1.15

Ew. I just grabbed a mosquito in my hand and I had to wash it off. Eek.

• Spend BestBuy giftcard!
• Buy new cellphone earphones
• More Special K plz.
• Buy Maffin her stupid present
• Mail it.

Oct. Playlist

Coldplay - Viva la Vida
Coldplay - Lost!
Children of Bodom - Children of Decadence
Andrew W.K - She is Beautiful
Kent - Hur Jag Fick Dig Att Älska Mi
Children of Bodom - Lake Bodom
Kent - Ingenting
Marilyn Manson - This is Halloween
Children of Bodom - In Your Face
The Fray - Trust Me
Killswitch Engage - Rose of Sharyn
Sonata Arctica - Victoria's Secret


Aah. I'm done. *drags self to bed*

I have PMS and a gun.

I sense a week of blood and QQing very soon...

Or I'm just being especially bitchy and you're being especially dickwad-ish.


I need a hug. :(

Anyway, I have a shitload of stuff to do and I'm not going to do them. INSTEAD I'M GONNA WRITE A MAD LIB INSTEAD. :DDDDD

Dear -Last person to comment on your blog-,

I've thought this over, and I think -1-. I really hope you understand, but -2- recently made me aware that -3-. I never thought I'd have to say this, but -4- and I can't wait for you to -5-. Also, I saw you -6- and it just -7- thinking about it. Also, I left your -8- -9-, but I'm keeping your pet -10-, -11-. I hope this -12-

-13-,
Your name

P.S. -14-.

1. What's your favourite colour?
Red- We have too many differences
Blue- You're an ass.
Green- It's not going to work.
Yellow- You're homosexual.
Pink- I saw you sleeping with my mother.
Black- You're ugly.
White- This friendship is over.
Other- Your phone number is too hard to remember

2. When's your birthday?
January - My mom
February - My dad
March - My oldest brother
April - Your slutty sister
May - My best friend
June - Your sexy cousin
July - That one mailman
August - That Englishman over there
September - My grade 6 teacher
October - Your spiritual adviser
November - The voices
December - Your ugly neighbour

3. How many people live in your household right now?
1- You dissected my pet rock
2- Your dog took a piss on my lawn
3- You fucked my gardener
4- You cut down my cherry tree
5- My pet gerbil is currently in your bathtub
6- You cheated during that last Poker game we had
More- You sold my panties on eBay

4. What kind of pets do you have? (Only choose one)
Cat- It's over
Dog- You're a jerk
Hamster- It was never meant to be
Rabbit- I never liked you
Snake- I hope you burn
Fish- Fuck you
Other- My mom told me not to trust you

5. What's your favourite type of food?
Chinese- Die
Japanese- Go on vacation in Spain
Indian- Get fired
French- Retire
Italian- Cook me dinner
Mexican- Go home
American- Try my homemade apple pie
Other- Make bead jewelery with me.

6. What time is it right now?
1:00-2:59- Making out with my chickens
3:00-4:59- Sleeping on my trampoline.
5:00-6:59- Eating a pencil
7:00-8:59- Playing with my LEGO blocks
9:00-10:59- Eating from my trashcan
11:00-12:59- Sitting on my dog

7. How old are you?
5-8- Frightens me
9-12- Makes me smile
13-16- Pisses me off
17-20- Makes me burst out in spasms of laughter
21-24- Makes me want to cry
25-28- Send shivers down my spine
29+- Makes me want to eat a lawn chair

8. What does your first name start with?
A-B- Porn collection
C-D- Ring
E-F- Antique flute
G-H- Transparent purple dildo
I-J- Empty wallet
K-L- Pink-and-white pony doll
M-N- Fuzzy handcuffs
O-P- Naked pictures
Q-R- Paint set
S-T- Maple syrup candy
U-V- Pet gerbil
W-X- Letters
Y-Z- RuneScape login information

9. What's your favourite drink?
Water- on your doorstep
Soda- in your refrigerator
Juice- your window sill
Hot Cocoa- on your fence
Milk- in your mailbox
Other- in your e-mail inbox

10. What kind of music do you like?
Rock- Cat
Pop- Dog
Rap- Rock
R&B- Hamster
Metal- Prostitute
Blues- Snake
Classical- Alligator
Jazz- Sister
Other- Maneating sunflower

11. What kind of cellphone do you own?
Sony- Doraemon
Nokia- Abraham Lincoln
Motorola- Bin Laden
Blackberry- Jackie Chan
LG- Kat Von D.
None- Hillary Clinton
Other- George Washington Bush

12. What's your favourite cake flavour?
Plain- Offends you
Vanilla- Isn't too much of a shock
Chocolate- Gives you a hard-on
Coffee- Kills you
Cheese- Makes you feel warm and fuzzy
Fruit- Brings you to tears
Other- Gives you a stroke

13. First letter of last name?
A-B- Sincerely
C-D- Truly yours
E-F- Go die
G-H- Burn in hell
I-J- I hope you realize your obsession for Harry Potter
K-L- Bite me
M-N- Fuck you
O-P- Go drown
Q-R- I love you
S-T- Don't write back
U-V- Bye for now
W-X- I hate you
Y-Z- Not missing you

14. Candy?
Chocolate- I'm pregnant
Gumballs- You still owe me 25 dollars
Twizzlers- This is not a joke
Jawbreakers- I really did sleep with your sister
Smarties- I eat children for breakfast
Skittles- I ran over your dog on the way to work today
M&Ms- No, we can't just be friends.
Other- I hate your in-laws.


EXAMPLE:

Dear akira,

I've thought this over, and I think we have too many differences. I really hope you understand, but your slutty sister recently made me aware that you sold my panties on eBay. I never thought I'd have to say this, but it's over and I can't wait for you to cook me dinner. Also, I saw you playing with my LEGO blocks and it just makes me smile thinking about it. Also, I left your maple syrup candy on your fence, but I'm keeping your pet prostitute, Doraemon. I hope this gives you a hard-on.

Bite me,
Tracy

P.S. I'm pregnant.

Yo, yo, in da hook!

Fuck you. Fuck you stupid little pieces of shit who decided to corrupt my fucking language with your stupid ass slang. There is nothing that pisses me off more than some bitch who runs around saying "wuzzup ma homiez?!". Fuck you, take your head out of your fucking little asshole and realize that you are not a "gangster", you're not "cool" and you're a fucking retard! Learn fucking English before I shove this bottle up your ass while skinning your forearm.

And to all you fucking reTaRDs tHaT tYpE leIk DiZzz: Fuck you, too. I hope you die in a burning barn while being fucked in the ass by a horse. Not only do you look like an uneducated retard, you're making it a complete pain in my non existent balls to read. You're only making it harder for yourself, and your recipent, whoever that poor bastard is. Why would you take 30 more minutes to type out a sentence that could easily be typed in 15 seconds?

"Once you've started to read this, you cannot stop. I am Mary, a girl with blue eyes, no nose, no eyes, no mouth and black eyes. Pass this on or you will die at midnight " No you're not, you're some 10-year-old in grade 2 Special Ed who doesn't know shit about the world. And no, I won't die at midnight. There is absolutely no sense in chainmails. And now, I will go on to list every type of typical chainmail there is while bashing them into the ground.

"I am ___ and I will kill you at ____ if you don't pass this onto __ people": Oh yeah, a serial killer is definitely going to hunt you down at midnight because you didn't pass on a retarded chainletter written by an illiterate rabid retard. Most commonly found on YouTube comments and MySpace bulletins.

"Facebook/MSN/Hotmail/Myspace/etc is shutting down/going to charge a fee! Send this on so you can use it for free/keep it up!": This is the worst. MSN is definitely going to shut down, leaving its hundreds of millions of users and cutting the millions of dollars they make from it. Use some common sense! Not only do most of these not have any proof whatsoever, but you have to "send it on" to keep it free and running? Fuck that! I bet they hate chainletters as much as any normal person does.

"Jesus died for us and if you don't send this on you have no heart.": Fuck you, fuck you so hard. First of all, I know I have no heart. I'm a fucking atheist so I'm heartless and evil by default, right? Jesus can bend down and suck my non-existent dick for all I care. By the way, Jesus doesn't fucking care about a chainletter. In fact, if there is some invisible man out there watching my every move, I pray that he strikes you down one of his bolts of awesomeness. Religion is the biggest piece of bullshit in the world, and like George Carlin (RIP, you brilliant asshole.) said, the funniest part of it is that it actually has people convinced!

"Send this on and your crush will kiss you! If you don't, you'll have bad luck for 12418401 years!": Oh okay. First of all, I'd be fucking surprised if a chainletter could bring someone from middle of Europe to give me a kiss. The stupidity of these are just so intense that I can't even explain it without bursting into tears.


Everyone who fits under one of the categories I've ranted about here deserves to be tied to the back of a truck on a freeway going at 130km/H and have rubbing alcohol poured into their wounds and eyes.

~TracyL

Society, Humanity: Don't make me laugh.

School is fun. I'm a great, straight A-honour roll student, and they cannot possibly expect I'm actually fucking learning something new. I mean seriously, I would be in high school already if they weren't denying my brilliance! Most of the stuff they teach nowadays is common fucking logic. It doesn't take a genius to figure out some simple algebra. America != Canada, please stop dragging my country's averages down and move to where you fucking belong, retards.

And besides that, a part of school I'm not so gifted in- the actual kids. JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO HOT! OMFG! I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM ONE DAY!! Shut the fuck up. No they're not, no you're not. What you morons don't fucking realize is that you're a tool. A tool for Disney to reap your money and lives. They pick some poor, little kids off the street, put a load of makeup on them and record them reciting a poem some poor drunkard wrote. It's not music. Disney is sitting there, laughing while some spoiled little fags reap in millions of dollars for them. Stupid, fucking...GRAWRRASFL

So like the other day I like totally went to the mall and I like bought a new shirt from Hollister! And then you didn't have enough money for a bus ticket home. They say the homo sapien is the smartest thing alive. I beg to differ. How smart is it to buy a pair of pants for $60 that was most likely made by some poor kid half across the world who probably lost a few fingers in the process and made a penny out of it? Damn people these days don't realize they're all idiots for following these "trends", a.k.a money reaping schemes targetted at the stubborn, idiotic children? If I ever have kids, god forbid, and they ask me one day for something because "everyone else has it" I will beat it's ass and throw it out. I'm a horrible person.

Another thing that bothers me to no end are those shameless little pieces of shit who go around offering tits for quarter. Hey, I had to get dressed in the morning, and so do you. To be honest, I hate feminists as much as whores, but this is ridiculous. Everytime I see a shirt at a store that is clearly supposed to be extremely revealing and obviously targetting the, what I like to call, Pussycat Dolls wannabes, I spit whatever I have in my mouth on the inside of the shirt chest. Whether it's gum (my favourite), my precious double chocolate chip frappuccino or just simply my saliva. Quit exploiting your fat body, most people don't want to see that shit anyway.

I'm done. For now. Expect more. *fingers break off*

~TracyL

Operation: Rant hole

Welcome to my blag. I've recently moved from Livejournal because of their lack of freedom with customization, and this place looks pretty cool, so I'll give it a shot. I'd normally transfer all my shit here, but I think I'll start anew. I'll be using this space mostly for ranting and QQing.

Also, for those of you who can't google, Iratus is Latin for 'wrath'. If you follow my blog you'll find out why.

~TracyL