Merry Christmas

SDFafjlffwalef;awe *gained 15lbs*



Bluurp. Merry Christmas nooblays.

His penis shattered my world

I just read an article on xkcd's blag about some phrases that had no hits on Google. "His penis shattered my world" was one of them--I was shocked for a full 30 seconds. How is it possible that nobody on the intertubez has mentioned that? Woowwies.

Christmas Update~!

Yayy! Merry Christmas, stalkers. Don't go "OMG ITS HAPPY HOLIDAYS NOW OMG WTFBBQ" 'cuz merry Christmas sounds better. I'm an atheist and I'm not offended so you have no right to be offended either. Dickwads...

Anyway, the new Christmassy green+red layout will stay 'til probably a week after Christmas, if, that is, if I'm not lazy enough. Credits to semota for the awesome photo used in the banner. Permission was not requested so I didn't bother, but credits are always due~ *good girl*


..Anyway. I'm done. Carry on with your lives, m'underlings.

The weather outside is frightful~

But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Baaaahhhhhh. Get it out of my heeeaaaaaaddddd! ;__;

So yeah, Christmas is around the corner and I'm losing time to PERFECT my gingerbread. *sigh* I hope my mother doesn't try to make turkey herself again. O_O;

I haven't got a clue on what to buy people for Christmas at alllll. Suggestions plz. *defeated*

I need something for Painty, Sharon, Josie, Ma, Pa, my sister and Mafface. *sigh* I'm clueless for the guys. All of them. ;_; My sister is too picky and conservative to be grateful for anything other than money, and my Mom just isn't capable of appreciating. ~_~;



Anyway, besides the holidays shitz (Oh god, the government schemes have gotten me D:::), I'm now officially, temporarily obsessed with Tamaki from Ouran Koukou Host Club. :( Tamaki is so damn cute. Especially how fucking clueless he is. Aiiii *fangirl squeal* I'm eagerly awaiting the 14th volume of the manga to come out, and praying that they'll make a second season. ;_;

BEST SCENE EVAR:


Yeah, I took like 30 seconds to make a gif. Sue me. ;)

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Yeah, actually, shoot me please. ;_;;

Pachabel

I have Pachabel's one-hit-wonder song stuck in my head.


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...That is all.

Double Feature: Mini-rant+Memething

Fuck you Andre. If I was in my senses at the time I would have beaten your little brains into the pavement. Some people just need to grow a bit of common sense. Just a pittance, nothing big. Fuck, common sense should be fucking renamed to suit these fuckmothers.

Other than that, I've been keeping my rant-mode off. :D

And now for a meme, stolen off Facebook, obsly.

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Pick 8 random friends you feel comfortable around. (including yourself for number 4).

1-Josie
2-Sharon
3-Mafffffffin
4-Tracy
5-Bwush <3
6-Diana
7-Email?!
8-Melanie



These eight people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

-room 1 - Me, Maffin and Sharon since they know no one 8D
-room 2 - Josie, Diana, Melanie
-room 3 - Email
-room 4 - Paint

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Sharon.
If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? ...Paint. Or Email...since they're..old.


If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from? Josie. Just cuz she fights back.

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? Maffin and me <3

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be? Maffin. She'd say something like "NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IS A SIN!"

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Me.

Who would hate being in the house the most ? Paint. He's too anti-social to be there with no one he knows. :DD

Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? DIANA. LIKE THE TIME SHE STOLE MY ERASER D:<<

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Josie~

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Paint and everyone else.

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? Maffin. Only cuz she's the only person with a

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Emil imo

A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Josie. Fo sho.

There's a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Heroes! And like, Sharon/Maff and Email prolly.

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? Melanie+Diana while they made their fucked up animal noises. /facewall

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? MEMEMEE and Sharon. Obsly.

The musics too loud, who turned it up? Paint and I--Everyone else would evacuate.

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream? Melanie.
b)and who is the one to jump in someone's arms? EMIL.
c)Who would be the one to kill it? Jonny <3


Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Sharon, cuz she broke up AGAIN.

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? ._.; Me?

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house? Me. Cept Paint is there so its okay.
Someones tanning on the roof who is it? Emil..
Who is the tallest in the house? Emil. Tall motherfucker.
Who is the shortest in the house? ...Me. .____.
Who is the loudest? Melanie+Diana
Who is the clown? Mafface
Who is the most respectful? ME OF COURSE.
Who is the one you go to talk to the most? Josie+Maff


Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Diana. :|

Whos in bed first? Depends, who's on top?

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Diana 8DD

Who is always dancing? Melanie?

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? Josie x3

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Josie. Yuss--Splat. I'd have to pry her off the ground. Fun fun...