A red hot ceramic plate.

« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:41 PM):
you know what i'd like to see?
im 14 so obey >:0 says (10:41 PM):
wot
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:41 PM):
a ceramic plate being heated up so dangerously that it turns fucking red hot
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:41 PM):
and if you touch it the skin on your fingers fucking disintagrate
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:42 PM):
and its like a trickling effect and the rest of your hand starts to go into burning PAIN too and while you scream for help your fucking asshole friends bring you a bowl of salt and theyre like HAY STICK IT IN HERE IT'LL HELP
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:43 PM):
so because you're in such a state of bewilderness you listen to that assbag and you dunk your now half disintagrated hand into the bowl of salt
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:43 PM):
and you pull it out and start screaming at dog pitch levels
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:43 PM):
and you're still in too fucking much pain to kill the guy so you run around and you see a lemon
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:44 PM):
and BECAUSE you're in such a state of bewilderness you see a lemon and automatically think REFRESHING so you take the lemon juice from the fridge and release all its JUICY GOODNESS onto your bloody, burning hand
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:45 PM):
and now you're really in pain as your salty, slightly marinated hand is now SIZZLING AND BURNING AS IT SLOWLY DETERIORATES TO YOUR WRIST
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:45 PM):
and now you having nothing left but a fucking arm so now you start running around screaming in pain
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:45 PM):
and your mother who is now extremely annoyed calls a doctor who, after hearing your pitchy squeals on the phone agrees to make a house call
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
upon arrival, he duct tapes your mouth shut and examines what's left of your arm
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
which, is just about a stub from the elbow up
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
and he says ah! and he takes out his cleaning swabs
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
and as you struggle to get the alcohol away from your raw. bleeding flesh
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:46 PM):
he straps you onto the chair so now you're in a real fucking vulnerable position
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:47 PM):
and he slowly, ever so slowly dabs the alcohol swab on your wound
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:47 PM):
now you're screaming so fucking loudly that your mouth cavity actually opens up to such an unimaginable, unhuman size that the duct tape actually slowly peels off
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:47 PM):
and now the doctor and your mom arent disturbed anymore
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:48 PM):
but the local dogs are squealing in pain as your pitches start to form cracks in the glass in your display cabinet
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:48 PM):
and now your mom notices that her swarovski swan's head is starting to fall off so she sticks a shoe in your mouth and screams SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING MY CRYSTALS
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
and now, gagged with a shoe in your mouth and your arm now completely gone and your shoulder starting to chip away
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
the doctor finally sighs and walks over to your mother
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
he shakes his head and leaves
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:49 PM):
your mom, now angry at the world just jumps out the first story window and runs away
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
and now you're gagged with half a shoulder and no left arm and there are salt particles in your raw flesh and alcohol stinging your eyes for some reason and just then your friend comes over
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
and he says hey, shut the fuck up and lets go party!
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
and you stop screaming.
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
your half shoulder starts to relax
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:50 PM):
the shoe falls out of your mouth
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
and your friend cuts the straps and with the duct tape still hanging off the side of your cheek
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
you nod and get into his car.
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
....
« λ υ я ο я α » says (10:51 PM):
anyway, i have a hot dog to eat. brb.